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Hello, Charley in the House!

Did me tell ya's?

Dat me du not wike snow! I do not wike it in de dark... I do not wike it in de wight.. I do not wike it morn, noon or nite. I do not wike dat white stuff dat fell from de sky wast nite. I do not wike it all in MY yard wike a big ole white blanket but it not keep yu warm wike my blankie..dis blanket of snow tiz berry cold... I do not wike de wae it feelz on my feet. I do not wike de wae it make me eber so cold. I do not wike dis stuff dey call snow.. I do not wike it at all!


Me weally weally weally do not wike snow... can you tellz dat I do not wike snow?
Me weally don't...

Me hopez eber pup tiz safe, warm , fed and wuved...

Wiggle butt, tail wags and paw whollops (high fives)
Charley

Dis Don't Happ'n berry offtun but me agrwee wif me sistur ..- momma's gone cwazee!

me afwaid tiz true our momma hab gone cwazee... Me don't understand wat happ'n .. her wab fine.. den de mail person came...weft a package.. her open dat and der must hab been sum cwazee dust or sumtin in der cauz all ob a sudden momma starts saying... awwwww... ohhhhh... cute... wuv it... awwwww and den her gwabs me and me sistur and tries on de tings from dat package.. Valentine outfits... wuckily all de cwazee dust wab gone by de time her put dem on us cauz it not offect us wae it did momma... so we dwessed now in dese Valentine's outfits and west asured pups I wab not neawely as impwessed wif dem as momma wab... so den dis haze came ober her eyes.. tink it was dat cwazee dust... but den her drags out de bag her brought home and goes about do'n wat her wab calling " photo stag'en" ... well wat a commotion... and me thot dat wab bad but den her picked up me sistur and I knew dis wab not gwood so me took dis orportunity to hide beneath de blankets cauz me did not want tu be witness tu wat wab bout tu happ'n... so I could hear momma talk'n and eber once in while see dis bright wight eben from under me blankies.. den quiet...uh oh you knose tiz neber gwood when tings get weal quiet...den all ob a sudden back flies me blankies and der stands momma still wif dat haze across her eyes.. me tell you pups it wab wike her wab possessed or sum tin... her pick me up and put me ober in her "stag'n" area and hab me sit, wae down, her hid tweat in sum flower ting but me not fall fer dat twick... me wait til her gib me tweat.. den ober on de table dat camera ting wab flash flash flash flash flash and momma was sae'n wook here Charley, wook here, good boy.. stay.. den her squeak a toy and hold treats and make stranges noises dat I tink de demon in her from de cwazee dust wab mak'n come from her... den when I thot it might be ober..her get Chloe.. poor wittle gurl wab'nt smart enough to wun or go hide... den it wab flash flash flash flash all ober again... I weally beweave wike me sistur dat momma got possed by sum kind of cwazee dust or sumtin and it made her tink her was wike a professional phtographer person and we were wike models... but we not and her not... we arse momma's fur babies and herz our momma and tiz weally de bestest ting tu be... finawaelly de cwazee dust wore off n momma got back to be'n momma....
weason tu wearn from our experience? Be berry carefullz bout dem packages in de mail... dey mite hab cwazee dust in dem....

Me neber agree wif me sistur until dis happ'n and yep fer a wittle wile der our momma went off de deep end and went cwazee..... we survived... an momma's back to be'n de momma we wuv.. so all tiz wellz dat endz wellz... our Valentine pictures arse on our home pages...

Hab gweat dae...
Wiggle butt, tail wags and paw whollops (high fives)
Charley

Me sistur tinks her special wellllllllllllllll her NOT

Hab any yu pupster hab a sistur dat tink her special and her just act wike her a princess or sumtin? Well me sistur tinks just cauz her diary got picked by Dogster HQ dat it makes her wike a queen fer de dae or sumtin... and I say NOT ! Her till just me pestie wittle sistur whom wike to steal me toys, eat out of my bowl and pull me cuvers off me... and den I chase her down and gib her a wesson on who'z de weal kind of dis Castle.. you guess it, dat be ME.. King Charley BOL. I am weally gwad fer her tho, tiz purty kool tu get a honor wike dat.
Here in our part of dis big ole world wet stuff is fall'en from de ski...better den de white stuff but still it hinders' a fellers outside business time if'en yuz knose wat I mean.. BOL
We got nu harnesses dey wight up dey pretty kool and dey berry comfortable, dat de best ting!
Momma wait'en on our Valentine's outfits to be dewivered by de mail person. Dey should be here next week just in Time fer our bisit to de nursing home fer Valentine's Day. Momma gonna stage a Valentine back drop and take our pictures and den make Valentine Cards to hand out to de resident's.
On Saturdae not tumorrow but next Saturdae we will go to a party called Mardi Growl at de Petco sponsored by de local rescue group. Gonna be wots of fun and of course momma will have our pictures made der tu.
Dis dae my favorarite ting will be tu stae under me blankie on de couch and take a wong snooze... den get up tu eat...den a fast dash out fer pottie... den back under me blankie... den maebee pway wif me sistur if her not so snoody dis dae.. and me favorest tink ob all will be tu snuggle with momma when her watches de TV.. dat de best part of de dae, spend'en timez wif momma...

Hope eber pup is warm, safe, full and wuved... hab gweat dae..

Wiggle butt, tail wags and paw whollops ( high fives)
Charley ( king ob hiz Castle)