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Momma dog's ways

New 'do

You all would never believe it (I know I couldn't ) but momma gave me a new hairdo. She took this noisy little machine all over me and cut all my hair off! I thought she'd gone nuts at first. She'd been threatenind to do it for a few years. And ya know what? It ain't so bad. Its a lot cooler now which is great coz its really starting to get warm. Of course, She didn't take my tail off, I think I would have fought for that. Now we don't have to listen to that noisy vacuum everyday as she complains about all my hair thats laying all over. I think I'm pretty special coz all my sisters can't have their hairs cut coz they have real short hair all the time. Oh, by the by, I'm the momma dog of the house coz I'm THE BOSS!. Ain't ever had kids , none of these are mine, but I rule them. Always have & intend on always doing it. Genevieve & I have seriously mixed it up a time or two. That girl can get into a snit & really go postal. She tried to get huffy with me today when Mia & I were rough housing. That Mia ain't got no sense. She keeps on getting all up in my face. And Gen thinks Mia is her own personal plaything & gets jealous when we play. I do get pretty ruff with the little brat, she can't seem to grasp that I'm the queen here, but Gen don't have to stick her stubby nose & butt in. Well, I better go, dad is going to watch tv and I want first dibs on laying at his feet. He was my dad first afterall!