A great new snack

Mommy just gave Ollie and me some pineapple. It is so good. I like how juicy it is. It's not crunchy like an apple but it is still good.
I am hiding a piece under the bed. It shall be my secret that I won't share with my sister. I shall call it "Piney McPineapple".

They left me all alone!!!

Today my mommy took my sister and left me at home alone. I know that she took Ollie to the carnival and they ate meat on a stick, cotton candy, and ice cream. It is so not fair!!!

Car rides!!!

We have been camping 6 times since we got the trailer. In MN, Ollie and I got to go to an ice cream parlor that also had ice cream for us. When we were finished with our scoops my sister was really upset so she thought she would get the leftovers that were in my mustache. MY SECONDS!!! I quickly let her know that I was saving some good stuff for later, for myself! Hmmph!
In TN we got to see the Smoky Mountains and some otters. In Michigan we watch mommy 1 almost burn down the trailer by making a funnel cake.
I watched Ollie pee in the car in IN because my mommies just thought she wanted to go back and forth looking out the windows. She drank way toooooo much water an hour earlier.
My sister is funny because she has appointed herself super protector of the trailer. She growls at anything. Last trip she was growling at the leaves falling past the window.
Super adventures with my super silly sister!

Spontaneous camping trip!

We went camping last weekend! It was fun. It was out in the middle of nowhere in a bunch of fields. I got to sniff all around and mark EVERYTHING!!!
On the way to the campground we got tidbits of hamburger from Culver's.
mmmmmmmm.....hamburger.

My gift list...

All I want this year is a pet taco. I think it would be great. I would take it all around with me, we could nap together, and I could keep it warm in the winter. I think that the tacos from Taco Bell are the best breeds. I especially like the designer breed, "Taco Supreme".
If I had a pet taco I would walk it, kiss it, and cuddle with it. We would be the best of friends.
My mommies are suspicious about my wish for a taco and are hesistant to give me one. I don't know why...I try to tell them that I would be a good daddy but they just smile at me and tell me that perhaps a taco would not be the best pet for a scottie.

Time flies...

It's been a while since I've given a report but it's taken that long to get some exciting news. The most important is that my sister, Ollie, is housebroken. She was afraid of our neighborhood and would hold it until she got back inside. Then again, in a paradoxical way, she is a "fear pee-er". You always know if she is afraid because she immediately cops a squat.
The other news is that we are going travelling! A camping trailer was purchased so that we could go on road trips with our mommies. It's got a big bed and plenty of storage for our treats.
Our first trip was to South Haven, MI for the Fourth of July weekend. It was great! Mommy made funnel cake and gave us some, we had undivided attention, and campground walks.
I met lots of ladies at the campground, it must have been my musky manly smell. The very same smell that attracted all the gnats and mosquitoes.

My sister is so cool.

Yesterday my mommy decided to trim the hair underneath my paws. Ollie and I were snoozing on the couch together when she approached with the clippers. She picked up my paw to clip and I pulled it away because DUH!!! I was SNOOZING and having a good time. When mommy MacGrabbie Hands went to get my paw back my sister nipped her hand! Ollie was looking out for me. I couldn't ask for a better sister.
After the nipping we were awake so we let mom trim our paw hair. Who does she think she is waking us up? You'd think that she thought she was in control.

Dogster Diary entry for the day!

Mommy had a million emails today. She found out that my diary entry was picked to be the entry of the day for dogster.
My sister and I have gotten all sorts of gifts from other dogs around the world. Thank you everybody!!!
We are currently in the midst of a snow storm. You know what that means...Ollie pooped in the house. She could be like one of those dogs that sense earthquakes or cancer except she would sense bad weather. Instead of going crazy barking she would just poop on the spot.
I am going to start calling my sister, "Ollie Poopers".

Mommy wonders when Ollie will find her voice, mommy is a feminist. Although she is a feminist she still knows how to spoil her man, ME. My sister and I got to gnaw on our bones for over an hour today! My other mommy came home early because of the snow storm and she gave me a tummy rub that put me to sleep. MMmmmmmmmm...

I don't know what Ollie has against snow storms, it certainly has worked out to our advantage today.

My pesky little sister

Ollie has pooped once a day in the house for the last two days now. They should have named her "Pooper MacPoop from Pooperville". Pooperville has a population (or should I say "poopulation") of one and my sister is it.

They finally cooked my bone and gave it to me

Finally, my two bones were cooked. It took about 24 hours total of staring at my mommy for her to get the hint. She doesn't know that I just don't do this for my own purpose, I am doing this for all of dogkind. I was planning to let Ollie have one bone so I had to do the staring for the both of us.
I am letting Ollie have the other one to be a good brother. She knows that when she gets a bone it is because I am sharing my collection with her.
My mommy seems to ignore this fact but Ollie and I know that they are both my bones.
Marrow is the best. I don't even care to work the outside meat; I go for the easy stuff. It's so smooth and creamy.
I'm not allowed to eat too much too often because then my collar starts to get tight. Funny how that works.