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Labrador Retriever

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Home:Makati, Philippines, Philippines

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Age: 10 Years Sex: Male Weight: 51-100 lbs

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Nicknames:
Baby Lance

Quick Bio:

-purebred

Likes:
Food, walking, running, humping legs, eating slippers and rags, fetching slippers from the swimming pool, chasing people in the swimming pool, crying when not being paid enough attention, eating, pissing on car tires, barking at wierd sounds

Pet-Peeves:
Killjoy people trying to grab his slippers and rags, people trying to get his chewbone

Favorite Toy:
Orange squeaky football

Favorite Food:
Gardenia's Bread

Favorite Walk:
Anywhere

Best Tricks:
Rolling over when it wants food

Bio:
I am handsome and very virile. I haven't had any action since I was born. Any female labs willing and able, come over to my dog house so I can stop humping my master's leg. No overweight fatty female labs please.

I've Been On Dogster Since:

September 7th 2004

More than 7 years!

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Dogster Id:
69762

Meet my family

Willis

Scarlet

Meet my Pup Pals
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PiPer	Missy	Tinker	Lance
SCOOBY a. k.a resident evil	'Maggy'	Lancelot Manzano	lance
Spike	Bobby	Pako	Ashby

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When in need, whine

September 13th 2004 6:51 pm
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Last night, I wanted to go for a walk. Who cares if it was 10:30 pm? If I wanted to go for a walk, I was gonna get my walk. So I start crying. I cry for like 5 minutes until one of the masters hears me and commands my favorite master, with the legs I love to hump, to walk me. So my favorite master gets the leash and I decide to give him a hard time by refusing to go outside hahahaha. Well I eventually got tired of playing around so we go outside. But we don't go for a walk...my master set off for a run and since he was holding my leash, I had to run with him! I wanted to go for a walk, not run! He is going to regret he made me run.

Eventually, my master gets tired and we slow down to a walk. That's when I catch him by surprise and hump his oh so sexy legs. I don't know about you other dogs, but I prefer a nice and sexy human leg over some female doggy ass. He doesn't seem to be amused by my actions so he starts running again leaving me hanging ...again!

Where's Ashby when I need her?

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