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Public service announcement: dont eat soap!

January 14th 2011 7:49 am
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As some of you may (or may not) knows EBPP gots hurt pretty bad last weeks. Mama doesnt know what I did, but she thinks i musta jumped on or off the bed wrong and hurt my cervical spine! I was in bunches of pain and crying, which made mama's cry too! Mama and daddy had to takes me to the dogter and get me all fixed up. Anyhoo, I is feeling mucho more betters now. The dogter put me on a bunch of medicines and that prednisone stuff to shrink the swelling. That is the same stuff Hanna Banana was on for her seizure monsters.

I always wondereded why Hanna was so hungry and ate like a little piggy all da time. well nows I knows!!! that prednisone makes you crazy hungeries!!! It even made the Coast soaps smells so good I just had to tasted it! I actually had to jump into the bafftub to get it! and you knows the EBPP hates da bafftub! I ate almost half the bar of soap before daddy caught me!

Well of course the mama freakeded out and called the dogter who tole her that it will make me berry berry sick with the diarrheas and she tole her to give me 3 tablespoons of hydrogen peroxide. Mama could only get like 1-1/2 tablespoons in because even tho I was hungeries enough to eat a cow, even that tasted like crap and not the good kind of crap either! But it workeded real good cuz about 2 minutes later, I barfed up everything and sure enough there was pretty blue pieces of soap and bubbles in there too!

So let this be a lesson to all my pals.. no matter how hungeries you are, DONT EAT SOAP or you will have to drink peroxide too!

I didnt want mama to share my barfy experience wiff you all, but she said it would be good for other pup moms and dads to know that if we eats something we aint aposed to, peroxide is a good way to get it out of your system!

Big loves and licks!
EBPP

 

September 27th 2010 1:44 pm
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OMD, I sure hopes Hanna doesnt get in trubbles for exposing a heavenly secrets!!!!!!!!!!! Do you think she will gets in trouble for this expose????

Hi pups!
As you know, there are many many things that you all wonder about before you get to Heaven, like why is the sky blue, how come food tastes soooo good but we cant eat all we wants (more on that later!), how comes all the good ones leave earth earlier than others, and on and on~ Trust the Banana, it will all be crystal clear soon enough, so enjoy your time on earth and dont cry for us too much, cuz we will all be together again,

Anyways, back to my point, I has special authorized permission from da big guy hisself to tell you this BIG Heavenly secret!

You knows how sometimes you gets a big sneezer going on?? Sometimes there is just one, sometimes a whole bunch of them in quick succession! (sorry, I cants go into the particulars of what/how many they mean right now)

You may think that it's an occasional tickle in da snozzola, or maybe even an allergy, but it's NOT! What you say???????

What that REALLY is, is one of us angels sprinkling angel dusts on you!!!! I KNOW! I had no idea either when I was earth-bound! Now I gets to fly around and sprinkle heavenly angel dust on you making you sneeze! Come on, you gotta admit that a good sneeze (or sprinkling as I like to call it!) feels really good! Mama has a cold right now, so I has been giving her EXTRA dustings lately! We dont likes when you is feelin all stuffed up, so we likes to hep you feels betters!

So theres you have it, and nows you know, whenever you do the sneezes, it just means that we are close by and watching over you!!! There are different types of sneezes/dustings for different things, but I cants go into all those details now (Heavely securities reasons!) So now, you pups look for a sneeze from me really soon!

Heavenly hugs and angel sneezies!
Hanna

 

Please add Sunny Lee back to your corral!

August 27th 2010 10:20 am
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Our wonderful Dogster Pal, Sunny Lee's mama made a terrible mistake and accidentally deleted her account!!! We aren't gonna question mama HOW she did it BOL, but if you are furiends with Sunny, please go to her page and re-add her. Sunny is very upset that she doesnt have her corral back. Thank DOG she got all her furiends and picfurs and stuffs back, everything cept her who corraled her, and you knows we gots to keep up with the life and times of one of our favoritest pups on Dogster! Her dogster ID is 794702 (sorry, I dont know how to make a direct link).
Thanks!

 

My last will and testament

August 24th 2010 3:03 pm
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Mama is sharing this from a friend on FB. If you lost your baby and feel you just cant go thru the pain again, this may change your mind..

A DOGS LAST WISH

Before human beings die, they write their last will and testament
To leave their home and all they have to those they love.
I would do such, if I could write, to a poor and desperate, lonely stray, I would
give my happy home, my bowl, my cozy bed, my pillow, and my toys. The so loved lap, the tender stroking hands, the lovely voice, the place I had in someone' heart. The love that at last helped me find a peaceful end, held firmly in a sheltering embrace.

When I die, please don't say, "I will never have a pet again, the loss is far too much to stand." Chose a lonely, unloved dog and give him MY place. This is my inheritance. The love I leave behind is all I have to give.

 

PLEASE! Dont send us the free mighty dog Zealie!

August 1st 2010 1:28 pm
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We really appreciate the gesture, but anytime Dogster comes out with the free zealie, we get inundated with sooooo many zealies it is terrible. mom uses this email as work also and it really clogs up the system and there is no way she can look at the messages for all 5 dogs on our account! We arent trying to be mean or spoil the fun, but it really does get overwhelming! Thanks so much everyone~
We loves you all!
the Miller Pack

 

Look into my eyes

July 30th 2010 7:57 am
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A friend shared this on Facebook and Mama just loved it, so we want to share it with you!

I am Your Dog
Author Unknown

I am your dog, and I have a little something I'd like to whisper in your ear.

I know that you humans lead busy lives. Some have to work, some have children to raise. It always seems like you are running here and there, often much too fast, often never noticing the truly grand things in life.

Look down at me now, while you sit there at your computer. See the way my dark brown eyes look at yours? They are slightly cloudy now. That comes
with age. The gray hairs are beginning to ring my soft muzzle. You smile at me; I see love in your eyes. What do you see in mine? Do you see a spirit? A soul inside, who loves you as no other could in the world? A spirit that would forgive all
trespasses of prior wrong doing for just a simple moment of your time?

That is all I ask. To slow down, if even for a few minutes to be with me. So many times you have been saddened by the words you read on that screen, of other of my kind, passing. Sometimes we die young and oh so quickly, sometimes so suddenly it wrenches your heart out of your throat. Sometimes, we age so slowly before your eyes that you may not even seem to know until the very end, when we look at you with grizzled muzzles and cataract clouded eyes. Still the love is always there, even when we must take that long sleep, to run free in a distant land.

I may not be here tomorrow; I may not be here next week. Someday you will shed the water from your eyes, that humans have when deep grief fills their souls, and you will be angry at yourself that you did not have just "One more day" with me.

Because I love you so, your sorrow touches my spirit and grieves me. We have NOW, together. So come, sit down here next to me on the floor, and look deep into my eyes. What do you see?

If you look hard and deep enough we will talk, you and I, heart to heart. Come to me not as "alpha" or as "trainer" or even "Mom or Dad," come to me as a living soul and stroke my fur and let us look deep into one anothers eyes, and talk. I may tell you something about the fun of chasing a tennis ball, or I may tell you something profound about myself, or even life in general. You decided to have me in your life because you wanted a soul to share such things with.

Someone very different from you, and here I am. I am a dog, but I am alive. I feel emotion, I feel physical senses, and I can revel in the differences of our spirits and souls. I do not think of you as a "Dog on two feet" -- I know what you are.

You are human, in all your quirkiness, and I love you still.

Now, come sit with me, on the floor. Enter my world, and let time slow down if only for 15 minutes. Look deep into my eyes, and whisper to my ears. Speak with your heart, with your joy and I will know your true self. We may not have tomorrow, and life is oh so very short.

--Love, Your Dog

Now, go sit on the floor and love your babies!!!

 

More sad news :(

July 24th 2010 10:35 am
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It is with a heavy heart that I report our dear friend and fellow Second Banana, Snickers went to the bridge suddenly this morning. Mama Donna doesnt know what happened.. He just took a big breath and went with God. Hanna has been busy showing him all around and taking him to the All-You-Can-Eat Chicken Shack. Snickers and Prince were the ones that sent us the beautiful memorial ornament for Hanna. We will miss our wonderful friend so much. Our prayers are with his Mama, Daddy, and little fur twin to Hanna, Prince. Rest in Peace sweet Snicks..
xoxoxo
EBPP

 

Are our mom's/dads friends on FB? Should we be??

June 6th 2010 9:39 am
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Hi everypup! As some of you may or may not have noticed, we havent been on Dogster as much as we used to be (not my fault!) cuz mama has been hanging out with lots of dogster people on FB.

Now as some of you also may or may not know, mom has a memory like a sieve and has a really hard time remembering which pups belong to who. This gave her the brilliant idea of making an Excel spread cheat sheet (pretty clever eh?? hahah). Anyhows, if we are friends on FB as well as here, could you please email mama (Randee) @

chicknran@yahoo.com

or you can Pmail us here.

please include your pawrents name(s), the names of everyone in your pack, city, and state too would be nice and address so I can add you to my Christmas card list. Mom likes knowing what city/states everyone is in. If you could add one of your Dogster ID's, that would be great too! We would really appreciate it.

This is turning out to be a time-consuming project, but we are really enjoying going to everyones pages and "catching up!".

Thanks again everyfur!
Love,
Elsie Bella Puddin Pie, Snappy, Marley, Hanna, and Tweekie & Odie too!

 

My turn! My turn!!!

January 15th 2010 8:23 am
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I am featured on itspetacular.com website today!!! you can see Snapper and Marley there too. Hanna I think is tomorrow....
Yea me! Third banana LOL

 

Mom meets the world famous Weiner Dog Gang!

October 13th 2009 11:56 am
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I is soooo jealous! Mom went to Epcot this past weekend and got to meet the world famous WDG! Mom put some pictures on my page for proofs! They was soooo nice and sooo sweet! Mom kept going on and on and on about how sweet Gabby was and how beautiful they all were. Gabby gave mom tons of kisses! I dont like that she cheated on us with them, but I forgives easily! Mom had a great time meeting Weinermom Barb and chatting about Dogster. Now she wants to meet more Dogster famblies! If any of yous are even in the Lantanama area you be sures to look us up. We would loves to meet you! Thanks for coming to see mom Barb, Flecken, Gretch, Grrrrr, and Gabby! Mom sez that Grrrr and Gabby have their own car! I guess it's cuz they is too lazy to walk BOL! Now mom wants to get one for Hanna. Geez....
xoxoxo
Elsie Bella

 
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