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Princess Lizzie Diaries

I have an ouchie

I got an ouchie last week when Mommy took me for a run. Well, she was on her bike and I got to run along. I was limping when we got home cuz it hurt a bit but Mommy couldn't see it.

Mommy found it last night and kinda freaked out. You see, the pad of my left paw is starting to peel away from a cut. Daddy told her it was just like when you snag a callus and it starts to fall off. He said he could even glue it back together. Mom shrieked and said "We do not use super glue on the dogs!"

I don't know what super glue is, but regardless... no way! I hate when they mess with my feet. Especially when they clip my nails. ::shudder::

I mean... I hate it. They always say, "be still baby" and "its almost over". What EVER. I say grrrrrrr leave me alone.

You know, I've noticed lately that when I get a hot dog, I get really sleepy and then they tag team me to clip my nails. Daddy calls it the "funky hot dog". Of course, I don't remember until AFTER I eat the hot dog that they're probably going to mess with me. But whatever they put in that hot dog sure makes me sleepy so I don't argue too much.

I hope I don't have to eat a funky hot dog because of my ouchie. So far, Mommy just gave me extra treats last night and kept telling me she was sorry. Hey, be sorry, whatever gets me more treats than Sam is good for me!

bones bones bones bones

You know at first I sure didn't like that Mommy isn't home every day now. I miss her and don't like sleeping in my crate so much. I do miss getting to stretch out and sun on the stairs or take my naps on the big bed while she works.

BUT - I have to say, I'm lovin' daddy's guilt over putting me in the crate all day (even though it's only 4 days a week). I'm getting SO MANY JumBones and Milk Bones and raw hides and I'm lovin' it.

Now, I still don't get as much playtime as I want. But a girl's gotta count her blessings where she can right? Oooh ooh, I almost forgot, and last night Daddy brought home from the store some BBQ flavored milk bones and I ate those during the Stars game while Daddy munched on his goodies and he wasn't paying attention and I almost ate the WHOLE BOX. OK so maybe half the box but still. I was in bone heaven!

Mommy says she doesn't want me getting a Milk Bone belly so she's going to take me for a bike ride. We went on one the other day where Mommy rode and I ran. OM-barking-Goodness that was a work out. Daddy said she ran me too hard but I thought it was FUN!

Mommy stinks

Mommy is a big huge slacker that is never home. Her new job is keeping her super busy. Sure she gives me plenty of Dot Time and frisbee time when she gets home but then she's back on that stupid laptop.

Oh, and today, she took Samson's bear away from me and wouldn't let me chew on it. Which I totally think isn't fair since Sam wrestled with my Flopsie Wopsie Bunny until Mommy took her away from him.