Mick's Great Adventure!

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November 6th 2012 8:51 am
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I am Mom's nurse, caregivr, protectr. I have not left her side.

I love porch sitting wth her, and playin hide and seek wth the 2yr old boy.

I bark an cheer mom on whn she doss exrsizes.
We wuv eechothr! Woof woof!

 

My mom, Sara

October 31st 2012 12:36 pm
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Got terbly sik 2x needng prednisone wise in less thn 4mnths. Big no no.
Well she ended up wth guillian Barre, an was paralized! She has ben in a telemetry unit and thn transferrd to a rehabiltatv hospitl to lern to use her newly feeling hands and her dead legs and i had th importnt job of helpng her! Now wth brases, a walker and a human spot-chekr, my mom cn walk short distnses! The wheelchare is used th rest of th time.

I am 5yrs old TDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
I got a new yubby, th bimble snowman! An latr a speshl treet! Ojh boy! I cant WATE!!!!

Woof woof
Mick Jagger

 

WOOF WOOF! HEER I AM!

October 11th 2009 7:41 am
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~sara~
i had to go thru a speshl tipe of radiation to my brain. it was totly sucessfl, so far, and we ar happy to be thru it. Mick, as alwas, is my familiar. undrstandng evry mood, evry movmnt, and respondng.

i'm so gratefl to him.

~Mick~
MY MOM IS GETTNG BETTR! YAAAAY!
PUPPY SHLUPS ALL AROWN

 

Laff Laff Laff

February 23rd 2009 5:59 am
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Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America , we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one.

The vendor is too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil, and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to un-wrap their 'dogs'. The mother superior begins to blush and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part... did you get...?"


A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of Labrador puppies. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were three boy Labrador puppies and four girl Labrador puppies."
"How did you know that?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it is printed on their bottoms.

 

Ponderings of Mick

February 13th 2009 4:13 pm
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Life lessons learned from a dog
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.

2. Don't go out without ID.

3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes.

4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.

7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).

8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

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How dogs are better than men
1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

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Dog property laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it's broken, it's yours.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Dear God

February 12th 2009 12:11 pm
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Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?





Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?





Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?

Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.






P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?





'Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened'

 

THANK YUO MY FRRENDS!

November 6th 2008 5:56 am
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fr all th fun 'happys' and scch yuo gave me. YAY! puppy shlups all arownd!

so far mom is doin ok, wt tth starestep down off th steroid decadron. its not fr rookys. LOL bt we'v sucesfly takn off 10mg off 100mg, wtthowt any big deel so YAY.

can yuo bleev its ALRDY NOVEMBR????? sheesh! hay chek it owt, i almos ansrd tths sexy ad

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE

SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-2121 and ask for Daisy.

(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)

bt mom sed noooooooooo
*si*
mabe nxt time!

 

HAPY BRRTHDAY TO ME!!!

October 31st 2008 6:00 am
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wow. wht a grate year!
i hav got to b e tth hapyest pup! my tail is alwas up an curld, and fr th LIFE of me i can NEVR cach it! mom has vid, she has to figr owt how to uplode. too funy!

th commands i'v lernd ar both cute, and nesessry. i am an exselent aid to my mom. tho i do not hav th 'offisl' titl of a supprt dog, i AM litrly tht to hrr. i alert to th door and fone, i assist going down stares or wate for hrr, whch evr she tels me to do at th time, during panic ataks i pull hrr to tth side and sit rmindng hrr to do tth same.

i live to be calld 'good boy'. *puppy grin* and i heer it alot!
life is good!

love
th Mickster

 

Sara~Mick's mama

October 10th 2008 8:12 am
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sory we ben MIA
i'v had som swellng diffcltys in th scar tissu in my brain and hav bn on hi dose decadron fr almost 2mnths. to say th leest, its bn a ride.
i'l starrt th step down on oct 20.

mick's 1yr bday is oct 31.

and we love all yuo guys!!!

 

Mickster's likes an no-likes

July 12th 2008 5:38 am
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my frend Chipper taggd me, on thngs i like an thngs i dont like so, welp, heer tha are!

Things I like:
1. walks! long ones. no cheets. an whn we gt home frm owr advntr, i'l powt as if it wrnt long enuf.
2.peeeeeeenut buttr!!!!! uummmmm! and bits of stake frm mom an dad's plates, an steelin hot dogs, and pupy chomps(flavrd hide thts digsttbl) and stake bones wt marrow in em! mmmmmmm!
3.greetng evrbdy at th door wt a toy. :) evrbdy gets to hold 1 of my tooys whn thay visit. fr exacly 30secs. thn i want it bak. hay, its js a greetng.
4.rollng in th grass! and th drrt! and (sory chip!) mud! mom is not imprssd, bt it feels good!

Things I don't like:
1. *havng* to howl at sirens, cop cars, fire truks, amblenses.....its embarsng, bt js one of ths thngs i *gota* do
2.aaaahhh yeh chip! i dont like th chiwawa down my street who barks all sassy like at me. mom wont let me neer him. so i poop in hs yard evry chans i get!
3. whn mom and dad BOTH leev at th same time! an i hav to stayy home! booohoooo usly donnie is roped intto dog sittng tho an tthts ok. bt i stil cry fr mom an dad
4. water. rain watr or bath watr. hate it. i thnk im gna melt or smthng. cas i hate it. dont like tth rain. and hate gettng a bath, whch mom freekn INSISTS on at leest evry cupl weeks, somtims evry week if i enjoy a bit of rollng



Hmmmm...now who's likes and dislikes would I like to hear? Maybe I will tag....

1. JIGGS!
2. Champ
3.TROOP!
4. my beutfl angel GRETA~tel me wht yuo lovd

 
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