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We have Kittahs!!!!!!

December 6th 2009 7:21 pm
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These two strays have come to the house! Who do they think they are? They just wander up and expect to get loved and fed? hmmph!

After about two days the big furless ones FED THEM!!! Now they are never going to leave!!

Don't they know that the table scraps they are giving them should go to me?? I have been here longer AND I am way prettier and cleaner than those mangy old cats!

Those two boogers sit right outside the sliding glass door and STARE at me! I give them the old stink eye - I am hoping they get the vibe that I do not want them here.

Just wait - I will get my chance - I will tear the kittahs to shreds!!

 

I hate ladybugs!!

October 24th 2009 6:20 pm
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It is the season for what we call ladybugs and they seems to want to live in my home. Usually things this little do not bother me.
but...........


I can no longer go in and out as I please! It seems these pests are using my doggie door to invade the house so mom shut the door - slammed it shut on my freedom!!!

How am I supposed to protect the yard if I am stuck inside???

 

Mom is FINALLY getting soft.....

September 27th 2009 3:24 pm
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She is finally letting me have people food every once in a while - I love when they have pizza 'cause I get KTBug's crust! I have been eating plenty of kibble too - see, mom feeds me before she goes to work - then the small furless ones will come and feed me before they go to school - do you think I am gonna tell them I already ate - NO WAY!! Mom caught on after she noticed a fat roll on my rumpus - she told the small furless ones that they are not to feed me unless a grown-up tells them to. Darn IT!!! Oh well - at least she is letting me have some peep food - it is WAY yummier than the kibble!!!

 

Seriously mom......

September 19th 2009 7:37 pm
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It is about darn time she let me on here.....sheesh.

Tonight I went to the groomer - I feel so sassy when I get done. Mom even let me ride in the FRONT SEAT of the car - I was so excited!!! When we got home I was still excited - I jumped outta the car and bounded for the house and BAM!!!! I ran right into the sliding glass door - it smarted for a bit and all I heard was laughter from mom - seriously - did we need to laugh????? She did give me a new toy when we got inside so I guess I shall forgive her.

 

I love home.......

August 4th 2009 5:53 am
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Mom left me for a whole week - can you believe it - a whole week. She got married and decided to go to Hawaii - why would she leave me to go there - I just don't get it!

Anyway, she is home now and I am not letting her outta my sight. I am not going to let her leave again! I did get to spend the whole time with Beaner Boy and Agadore - but I was ready for home.

Mom did bring back some pineapple dog treats for me, Beaner and Agadore - they were pretty yummy!!

I tell ya - if I see her packing those pink suitcases again I'm gonna block all the doors so she can't leave!

 

It is HOT!!!!!

June 23rd 2009 2:54 pm
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I usually don't complain about things - but right now being a black dog sucks! I swear when I go out to pee I can smell my fur starting to fry! Thank goodness for air conditioning!

All I am doing is laying around the house trying to stay cool. Hope all my pup pals are fortunate enough to be indoors!

 

Jeeze Louise

June 17th 2009 7:33 am
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You'd think mom would get on here more than once every six months!!

Things are finally settling down. We have been in the new house for over 6 months now. I now live with 2 6 year old furless ones - talk about exhausting!

Mom has been busy planning for something called the wedding. All I know is that the office looks like an explosion of pink and orange. There looks like there is all kinds of goodies to get into, but mom has told me I am not allowed in the room. She doesn't know it but I sneek a peek every now and then.

And I have become quite sneaky - mom does not allow me on the furniture. That is fine because what goes on after she leaves the house is not going to hurt her. I have even gotten to the point where if anyone BUT mom walks in, I stay in my snuggly little corner of the couch. The second I see mom pull up I am off the couch in a flash!

I hope all my dogster pals are doing OK. Enjoy your summer!

 

Mom has been BAD

December 22nd 2008 6:25 pm
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I had to threaten to chew up her favorite Dooney Burke purse so she would get on here and update everyone! A dogs gotta do what a dogs gotta do!

We have settled in the new house quite well. Well, at least I have. Mom keeps busy with painting and taking care of 2 small furless ones now. She hasn't been able to play too much - but it is ok - she will eventually get everything done and things will return to normal.

I am no longer black - I am black with white stripes. Mom was priming a wall and I got up against it. Now I have white streaks in my hair. I kinda like them!

I do not like Santa. G-ma took me and Agadore to get our pics made with him. He totally freaked me out! I growled a low growl and didn't take my eye off of him. Something about big men in funny suits does not set well with me!

I hope all my pup pals have a wonderful holiday! I am getting ready to mark my one year annifursary with mom and the fam! It has been a good year and I have gained 15 pounds! :-)

 

I have moved!!

November 10th 2008 8:12 pm
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We have finally moved in with the furless man and his small furless one. I really like it here - I have a doggie door that goes into a fenced in yard so I can come and go as I please! I spent half the afternoon laying outside in the grass watching the happenings of the new neighborhood.

Mom has learned not to talk or touch me when she gets home 'cause I pee everytime. See - in our old home she would let me out as soon as she got there. Well - with the doggie door she doesn't have to so I get REALLY excited to see her and dribble all over. I just can't contain myself! She would let me out but the door she uses is not conected to the fenced in yard. She has tried to walk through the house to the fenced part and let me out but I come right back in through the doggie door! So I am off limits the first 10 minutes anyone comes home. It gives me a little time to settle down and gain my composure.

Postings will be far and few between for a little while. We are trying to get settled in - which is gonna take a bit. I hope everyone is doing well.

Bark at ya later!!!

 

Oh DEER

October 18th 2008 10:07 pm
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Going potty the other day I encountered not one -
but FIVE deer in my back yard.

Now I am all about letting other critters know that this is MY yard - but FIVE?!?!?! Five BIG ones?!?!?

I just stood and stared - I guess they could feel the bad girl vibe comin' from me cause they all ran for the woods :-)

 
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