February 4th 2009 7:48 pm
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10 REASONS FELINES ARE SMARTER THAN CANINES:
1. We're actually smart enough to learn tricks. (and aren't annoying enough to teach them to our owners)
2. Part of the pet/owner relationship is getting house trained no matter how annoying it is.
3. We don't TRY to do things that scare the heeby jeebies out of our parents like leaping onto skiny things and trying to avoid falling off.
4. We don't like baths but we wont hurt you if you want to give us one. -halo above head-
5. We live life to the fullest. (that includes rolling in mud which a lot of us actually don't do)
6. We eat what our owners give us, Cats are picky.
7. Dog movies are better than cat movies.
8. We don't waste water by turning on the water to get a drink and never turning it off.
9. We don't chase after silly things like string. We prefer balls and bones.
10. We like walking on the leash, not running around and jumping on countertops and tables and knocking over anything in our way......being outside if you make a mess while playing it's not a big deal.
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