July 1st 2008 2:11 pm
So, dis mornin mommy tooked me outside an I had da squirtz. Mommy thawt dat it mite be acuz ub my medicine. So, she tolded daddy dat she wuz gonna stop at da grow-sharee store on da way home an getz me sum yo-gerts.
Den daddy sed to her, "So you don't fink it haz anyfing ta do wif da pancake, sausages, an da 2 plates of see-rup dat he ated las nite?"
Mommy sez dat she iz still gonna get da yo-gertz, jest in case.
Dose pancakes were shore gud. Dey waz all soggy an dey hadded dese blew-berriez in dem dat wuz yummy. An da sausagez waz gud too. An den dere wuz dis sticky stuffs all ober da platez dat I gotted to lick up. Dat wuz da see-rups, an it wuz DEEE-LISH-US!
Dis mornin I had udder potty problemz too. First fing, mommy tookded me ouside. I wuz tryin ta walk ober by da woodz where I usually go pottiez. But, I hadda go BERRY bad! So I stopped on da sidewalk an started ta piddle. Mommy sed to "Stop dat! Go on da grass!" so I tried to walk ober to da grass. Cept I cudn't stop piddlin. So I wuz waddlin az fast az I cud an piddlin at da same time. By da time I gotted to da grass, I wuz all done!
Mommy hadda go ouside wif sum water an wash da pee pee off da sidewalk.
OOOH! I got a NUDDER potty story frum da udder day! I hab decided dat I will start liftin my leg to piddle. After I sawed dat manly pug do dat head stand to pee, it 'spired me. Cept, it iz a lot ub werk, so I don't usually lift it berry much.
So, den da udder day, I wuzn't payin much tension to my leg liftin, an I lifted...my FRONT leg! OH! I felted so stoopid.
Anway, I fink dat iz all da potty storiez I got for now!
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