Christmas!!!

I hope all ub my frenz had a gud hollyday an got lotsa ub stuff an gotted tew spend lotz ub time wif der famblies.

I had a rilly gud Christmas. We had companiez on Christmas day an I gotted prezents.

From my mommy an daddy I gotted a rilly gud chew bone. It had lotsa stuff in da middle an it rilly wuz deeeelishus! Den frum my one gramma an grampa I gotted a new collar. It iz berry fancee! It iz frum Harley Davidson. It iz too small for me, so my mommy iz gonna eschange it for one in my size. I am rilly gonna look tuff wif dat babby an my sunglasses!

Den frum my udder gramma an grampa I gotted a stuffie. Mommy an daddy thawt I wud de-stuff-tify it rite away. But, I knew dat dis wuz a speshul gift so I haf bin berry gentle wif it.

Mommy gotted lotsa laffs wen she told da companiez dat Zoe uses da hooman potty now. Dey mite laf, but I fink dey are jealous a liddle bit too!

I hope ebery body haz a berry gud new year! I fink I mite be haffin sum companiez agin, an dat iz alwayz a gud way tew start da new year!

Lub,
Bruce

I know a ninja!

Ebery nite, Zoe triez tew sneek in mommy an daddy'z bedroom. Dey doan't like her in der at nite cuz, well, she doezn't sleep at nite.

Sooooo, mommy iz da last one in bed. She turnz off all da lites an wigglez her door nob. Den, she flix da lite back on. Sumtimez she trix Zoe an she'll pick her up an go in da room an den frow Zoe out an shut da door rilly quick.

Last nite dis didn't werk.

She flicked da lites on an no Zoe. She turned dem off agin an wiggled da nob sum more. Flicked da lite on agin, still no Zoe. She walked around da hole house lookin for Zoe. No Zoe. Anywhere.

She told my Daddy dat Zoe must alreddy be hidin in der room. She opens up her bedroom door and....


NINJA ZOE appearz outta no wherez an runz unner da bed.

Christmas!!

I fink da guy in da red suit is comin soon! Da tree haz bin up for a while now, an mommy haz bin habin all sortza fun keepin Zoe out ub it. Zoe doesn't climb in it, but she waits until mommy and daddy are lookin an den she goez unner it an plays wif da bottom branches an rubs her face on dem an nibbles on dem. Den mommy getz out da squirt bottle, Zoe comes out, den it startz all ober agin. Dat Zoe iz pritty smart. Not onlee can she 'nnoyz mommy an daddy, but she goez on da hooman potty now an eberyfing.

But, back to me...I fink da fat guy mite bring me sumpin dis year! I jest haf dat kind ub feeling! An mommy haz bin makin cookiez an droppin crumbs an stuff...I rilly lub Christmas!

I hope all ub my frenz haf a berry gud holly-day an getz gud prezentz an getz tew spend gud timez wif der fambly!

Lub,
Bruce

Snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesserday nite I hadda go potty, so me an mommy went out. I wuz all bizness, jest went ober an did my fing. Mommy wuz surprized.

Liddle did she know dat I wuz jest gettin dat outta da way so dat I cud...SCOOP SNOWZ UP IN MY MOUF AND RUN AN SCOOPS UP DA SNOW WILE I WUZ RUNNIN AN RUN IN CIRCLES AN KICK UP SNOW AN SCOOPS UP SUM MORE IN MY MOUF AN RUN SUM MORE...

Mommy had sum clam chowderz for dinner. Zoe wuz RILLY interested in dat (so wuz I, ifn I iz gunna be honost). Wen mommy wuz dun she putted her bowl on da counter an askded daddy how long it wud be afore Zoe wuz on da counter eatin da left ober soup. Daddy guessed 1 minute. He wuz wrong. It wuz 45 sekundz.

Happy Fanksgibing!

Mommy iz makin sum apple piez tonite an she dropped lotsa applez. It'z bin a gud nite!

I hope evebery body haz a gud fanksgibing an dat yore hoomans drop lotsa fudz for you! Don't eat any onions doh!

runnin round da coffee table

Tonight, mommy thawt she wud play a game wif me. First, she chased me round da coffee table a coupla times. Den she turned around an I chased her for a few.

Den she turned round again to chase me. I thawt I wud be a smarty pantz, so I ran backwards.

I win.

Rosie da parrot iz back home

My gramma an grampa went tew sunny florida an so we had da parrot Rosie spendin sum time wif us. Now, I rilly LUB havin her ober! If I sit rite unner her cage ana gib her my best puppy dog eyez...she frows fudz out for me! An her fudz are fancee an all sortza pritty colorz ana dey smellz like fruitz or sumpin. Deelishus. But, she wented back home yesterday. I miss her alreddy. But, wen gramma camed tew pick Rosie back up, she broughted me sum treatz, so it'z ok, I guess.

Zoe iz potty trained now. Da fancee litter maid box broked an mommy cided dat she wud mebbe try an show Zoe how tew use da hooman potty. She iz doin pritty gud. We havn't had a litter box now for ober 2 weeks. If yew wantz tew see sumpin funnee, yew need to come ober tew my house ana watch Zoe go potty!

My hooman brudder told mommy dat she shud teach me how tew use da hooman potty. Mommy jest laffed an sed dat I wud be fallin in da water all ub da time cuz I ain't got no coordinasions. I do so got coordinasions! I kin lift my leg ober my head to pee! Ana I onlee tip ober once in a while! I wud like tew see mommy try dat!

Poor Annabelle

Well, fingz hab not bin eazy for liddle Annabelle. Wen mommy looked out da window dis mornin, liddle Annabelle wuz way on da edge ub da table all by herself. Mommy thawt dat she mite hab died.

Mommy jest cudn't leab her over der in case she wuz ok, or like daddy sez, "Leave well enuf alone". So she carefully went out to look. She karefully picked her up. She wuz alive! Mommy didn't know if der wuz sumpin wrong or wut, but she putted her back in da nest. She figured if liddle Annabelle wuz sick or sumpin, dey wud take her out again.

Mommy peeked one more time an it looked like da daddy wuz sittin on da nest, but liddle Annabelle wuz way on da edge ub da nest an da daddy wuzn't sittin on her. After dat, mommy jest cudn't look anymore.

So, now der haz bin sum activity goin on out der. Mommy jest saw one ub da parents fly off wif a piece ub egg shell. Mommy cudn't help it, she jest had to peek agin!

Well, Cole haz hatched! An, wile mommy peeked, she saw bof ub da babiez move! An liddle Annabelle wuz back in da middle ub da nest, rite next to her new brudder.

So, mommy RILLY hopez dat Annabelle will make it. She knowz it iz silly to be so conserned for sum wild birdiez, but, well, she jest can't help it!

I will haf sum newz on myself soon. My Roxie iz visiting dis week!!!

Annabelle is borned!

Well, at least I FINK she iz. Cuz, der is haf a egg shell unner da table an Suzie (da mommy) seemz a liddle twitchy up der. An it wud be zactly 15 dayz, jest like da puter sed. I shur hopez we kin getz a peek ub liddle Annabelle soon! An, I fink Cole shud be comin on Monday. If my kalculationz iz correct!

Well, I speaked too soon. Annabelle HAZ hatched an I seed her! She iz soooo tiny! She is da size ub da my mommy'z thum print. An she iz gray an kinda fuzzy lookin. It wuz kinda hard to get a GUD look. Suzie wuz gibbin her sum dinner. She shur iz hungry! An Cole iz still der all safe in hiz shell.