No an Intruder!!

So this black and tan female comes over and wont leave! Her name is Sweetie. Daddy says shes my sister but I don't remember her in my litter. She came over at 1 pm barking and trying to scare me and daddy. I was brave and barked back. There was also a little puppy who was called the "peanut gallery" who also started barking. There were also two strange twoleggers visiting. It was Very stressful.

After a few minutes we were playing together and wrestling, kissing and other non mentionable actions. One of the twoleggers said that is why we are fixed. I dunno what that means, but i remember it clearly.

In just a few hours we were both sleeping in daddy's lap and the puppy and two strangers had left. Really we are rivals but I just pretend to be friendly when daddy is watching. She stole my nylabone and kong, so I stole hers. We steal everything from each other and its quite bothersome. She needs to learn i'm boss, but she stronger and bigger than me.

I have decided to take doggy ninja classes this spring. Sweetie be warned.

Rumors...

Rumors have it that I may have a sister coming in a few weeks...I don wanna share nuthing. HELP!!!!