Call me Samoa!

Is Dick Cheney behind the new Dogster Design?

May 27th 2010 11:21 am
[ Leave A Comment | 4 people already have ]

Well, there are some arguments in favor of that. I personally think he is. The reason that there is a pleasant grassy background instead of - say - a burning oil field is because he is trying to throw us off the scent.

But it won't work, Dick. I'm on to you. And I found this old
Scout Uniform in the rag pile. I am now (in addition to being a Dogster Prophet) The roving scout of finding ones way around this confusing site that Dick Cheney has put in place of our beloved Dogster.

Not that I can find my way around, because I can't. Not very well. And it isn't just that! The pages no longer have a pleasing appearance and the fonts look like they were done by a blind man.

But don't worry. I am sure that Dogster will triumph in the end and put a stop to this Cheney like destruction of all that we hold dear.

In the meantime, this is the prophecy for today:

Stay out of the rain if at all possible, and lookout for squirrels with poor personal hygiene.

(you'll thank me, you know you will!)
Samoa!

 
 

Leave A Comment | 4 people already have

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

May 27th 2010 at 7:17 pm

I jus' knu' dat Dick guy habded sumfing tu du wif dis uber mess!!
Samoa, yu meen stay 'way fwum stinky skwerls or jus' be pwepareded fur dem??
Barked by: Samoa SunnyBear Bell (Dogster Member)

May 28th 2010 at 8:36 am

Good question. I think it would be wise to stay away from them. Shouldn't be too hard because you will be able to smell their approach.
Barked by: Sukie (Dogster Member)

May 28th 2010 at 11:55 am

Mama and I are NOT fans of the new Dogster!
Barked by: Kirby (Dogster Member)

June 2nd 2010 at 10:51 am

Samoa, It's me Kirbo the Turbo. WHAT THE BARK IS GOING ON, ma and I logged on and we are at a lost. Where is our old Dogster? Ma felt pretty stupid there for a while. We didn't know how to get anywhere. So then she kinda remembered and we did some backdoor stops and finally found you. whewwww
How are you guys, I sure do miss you guys. I think about you every night. Some nights ma can't sleep and we start naming all of all of our puppals. It kinda helps.
Say hey to your beautiful sisters and tell them we haven't forgotten them!
smoochies
kirby & tribe


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