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I need something to chew.

Mean and evil people

My people are mean and evil to me.

They took all sorts of good and yummy things out the big box that has the hot dogs and the cheese in it - and took them out! and did not bring them back!

What's worse is that THEY PUT ME IN THE SLEEPING BOX WHILE THEY WERE DOING IT!

I don't know where they took the yummy things!

Don't they know that these things belong to me? I can smell them. They smell good, I need to be able to eat them!

Mean people.

we went out

My people here took me out in the car today.

We went to one pet store and there were lots of nice people who petted me.
They said that thier basset hound was named cheeseburger.

Why would someone name you cheeseburger.

That's food.

If you are named after food, someone might get confused and eat you.

That would not be good.

My people got some of the green things that I like to chew for me.
I hope that they don't let the other dog get them again. This is not fair, they are all for me.

After we got done at the place with the green things, we went to another place.

When we got there, there were all sorts of other interesting things.
There were even dogs. My people talked with some other people about shots and training for me.
I don't know what those are, but I hope that these things are good to chew or eat.