Love, Mom

Well, Bandit, for the third time in two months I have had one of your tail hairs stuck in my right heel! Yes, actually stuck and yes, it hurts! How odd... I hope this is not a testament to my housekeeping ability. I am convinced that it is you trying to get my attention. Don't worry, Hazel is here but you have not been forgotten. You will always be on my mind, old dog. Perhaps you could think of another way to say hello, rather than a tail hair getting in my foot.
Love, Mom