I have a new hobby

Benny and I stay in the laundry room while Mom and Dad are away. But sometimes I just don't feel like staying in there. There's a whole house out there, ready for exploring!
It all started a couple of months ago. I've always been able to jump that gate they put up. Whenever it's time for my bath I go running for the bedroom to hide under the bed. Sometimes there's a gate in my way, but that doesn't stop me. Heck no. I may be pudgy, but I can jump that thing faster than you can say "stinky pup."
So I started jumping the gate while the 'rents were away. Benny doesn't mind (I think he likes having the room to himself) and I like to lay on the top of the couch, it's much cushier up there. The humans can't do anything about it, because I don't really do anything wrong while I'm out. Unlike my brother, the instigator. I don't think he can get his big beagle butt over that gate without a running start, so I'm on my own out there.
I've found that I can go into the guest room and pull blankets out. And one day, just for fun, I tore apart some sponges and paint supplies that the silly humans had lying around. But that's the extent of my craziness. I just want to nap in the sun. Is that so wrong?

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