OUCH ! why is the Vet pulling out my Hair

I am never ever going back to that vet again! and mom is nuts if she thinks I will because I am not!
We went in there for a toe nail trim and it turned out more than that, holy molly the vet took a monster of a razor to me and scraped my skin not just once but many many times.....
Then when I thought I was all done and safe out in the truck ready to go home out popped this other gal and she had what looked like huge cutting tool but it just pulled a bunch of my hair out! OW!
The they made mom come back in and bring out medication pills and a special shampoo for me. After this I began hiding around the house and I do not want to go for anymore rides and that stupid shampoo sinks. I really hate it and am I ever a grumpy dog.

Grumpy and Naughty

I am so J-E-A-L-O-U-S!
I am so M-A-D also, this new girl in my house is getting attention and I am getting neglected, so I have been pooping on the couch! That's right pooping on the couch! Mom told me if I don't behave no stuffy toys, so what; I don't care! It was bad enough when Oreo came along but no way am I putting up with this one! You know the best part of it for a while Lilly was getting into trouble for it. This morning mom caught me, so I am gonna go lay on the couch for stew over what I can do next ..... and I will think of something!

Photos at Naptime

Here I was already to take a nice toasty nap and what did mom do? Get the camera out ! I hate that camera at nap time. Anyway I posed a little just cause momma said how pretty I was. I only allowed 3 photos and that was enough for me. Yawn!

The Chase for the Half eaten Roast Beef

Guess what I found in the yard this morning? The half eaten roast beef! That Polar Bear left behind. Where did I find it? under the small apple tree. Yippie! I grabed up that roast beef with thoughts of finishing it off. That was not to be, momma discovered me with it, but I was not going to give it up without a wonderous chase. The chase was on...
I ran faster than the speed of light, my stubby legs moving ever faster and faster, and ears a flopping in the wind. Mom was in close pursuit chasing me back and forth, under, and over, darting between her legs, darting left, right and left again. I never let loose of the roast beef, it remained tightly in my mouth even while I was growling. We must have been making a lot of noise with Polar and Oreo sitting on the deck barking GO DAISY, GO DAISY and of course I would go, even faster. Anyway the little neighbor boys came over to check it out and ran off screaming to their dad " THE FAT LADY IS TRYING TO KILL THE HOT DOG" ! HELP SAVE THE HOT DOG FROM THE FAT LADY! This of course made the dad check it out, and for some reason he was grining about all the action and I think I heard him laughing. I should mention that Polar and Oreo ran inside to hide for a few seconds, but soon they were back out watching and cheering me on. It's funny but mom finally pooped me out, I ened up resting under the apple tree, attempting to woof down the roast beef. But to no avail...
Momma, who was all red and and huffing and puffing for some reason,took a diving leap and snatched before I could finish off the roast beef darn... darn... dang! She may have won this round, but one day there will be another roast beef out there and I will be ready to exercise mom another hour or more.

The Amazing Fly Catcher

Well today I earned a new nick name..... The Amazing Fly Catcher! I can catch up to 2 flies in my mouth and hold them there for a few seconds anyway. Then I love to chomp on em". They are pretty crunchy... But what I love the best is bumble bees. Today I held one in my mouth, and it was a big fat one and I chased mom around the yard. Funny I do not get stung, or it does not bother me. What fun today was.

Basking in Summer Delight

Sigh how I love summer! I love it when mom and daddy take me to the beach. I romp till I drop just about. Lately its been so wonderful at the beach. My most favorite things to do is chase those stupid seagulls! First I will kick up the sand with my back feet until I have a good sized hole dug out. Then I am off and running and barking like a wild beast on the hunt for food. I will chase those seagulls for miles if mom would let me.
I also love chasing tiny waves that come in it could also be that the surf just bugs me. Then I will chase after the boy up the dune and roll down it. Yup I will actually roll down in soft sand, more so when it's a nice warm day. What day when I go to the beach! When we get home it, I jump back onto the couch and sleep for a nice long nap.

Counting Down 4 days till My Birthday

I wonder if mom remembers my birthday is in four whole days! I want a strawberry ice cream cake, a new blanket, stuffy toy, and all the attention to go to me and not Oreo! Mom better not forget its coming up, I am worried she has! Maybe if I do lots howling today she start thinking and remember my day to shine is coming up! I hope.... I get that ice cream cake! all to me!!! I better go start staring at her.

Spring Break is Boring

Phew! this has been the most boring week I have ever had! What on earth was mom talking about when she said we are going to have tons and tons of fun during Spring Break!????
Polar, Oreo, Ruffles, and yes Ruffles are so bummed out! Mom and those teens of ours having been going and going non stop. Have we dogs gotten to go?? NO!
So to get even Oreo, me, and Polar have been moping, laying, sleeping! Why can't we go swimming? or go to the movies or to Portland to spend the night! Life is so unfair!
Heavens too.... its been pouring rain and snow! Sigh.... I think I will just go hide under my blanket now..
I hate Spring Break! its not for the dogs in this house.

Whining and Moody Tonight.

Yeah it was a nice day... so what? I am not in a good mood! I have not liked today at all I let mom know it too. I have cried, whined and moaned about the entire day. No I could even sleep either and for some reason the little kids bothered me today all that laughing and giggling, it really annoyed me today. I really yelled about it too. The little kids still thought I was cute....... yeah I just do not feel cute. Then tonight daddy had the nerve to toss French fries at me! Why on earth can't he just hand em to me?? I am a lady! not some little monster with teeth like Oreo! Polar rolled his eyes at me as if to say "stop being hormonal". I am so grumpy tonight I will just crawl under the blankets myself and go to bed.

The 3 Methods for going Potty... Method # 3 I hate it,- You can't make Me...

I hate leaving the couch for anything, I am so warm and toasty under all my blankets. I can hold onto going POTTY all day if I wanted to. Who would want to go pee on a bunch of weeds and wet, wet grass? really? think of that touching you bottom! It gives me the willies..
Who wants to go out in public where you are seen by other people? NOT me..
I hate it, and think I have stated good enough reasons.
Mom will call up stairs, at 100 times for POTTY BREAK. I will not obey the call in no matter what. After a little bit I will settle in and go back to sleep for a 20 min. Thump Thump will come mom, off come the covers. This is where I go into my act, I take my front paws and rub them on my face, while howling and wagging my tail all at the same time. What am I trying to do? Make mom feel rotten for throwing this poor hound dog out into the cold!! Finally! mom will pick me up and carry me and put me outside on the bottom steps of the deck and point and tell me GO POTTY! I will slink off grumbling about how I just hate it! I do not waste time either it takes .25 seconds to GO! Then I am back at the door doing a high pitched ARROOOOOO so that mom comes quickly and is totally ashamed of her self for making me go outside!