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Early Confessions of a Pug Faery

Josie learns a lesson!

The Following PSA is brought to by the UPF, the home of the world famous Pug Faeries!

Well, I want to share a lil lesson I learned during my first escapade slaying dragons. This is for all the junior pug faeries and any other that may attempt to slay dragons whilst dressed as a faery and concerns that most particularly iconic pug faery dress item: the TUTU! Whilst tutus are definite musts, you must must must acquire special non-flammable battle ready tutus for air patrol. Tulle is not fireproof! And I can tell you first hand that the resulting burns from melted tutu are PAINFUL!

OUCH!!! Love, Josie the Queen of Pug Faeries

Oh that Herbie!

Oh My Pugness! Guess what that Herbie did dooooos!

And speaks these words:

I give you this ring
as a promise to you
a promise that I'll be here
and I'll always be true

I promise that I'll hold you
when your day isn't going right
and i will comfort you
through the long cold night

I promise that I'll make you smile
when you feel like dying
I promise that I'll be here
when you feel like crying

I promise that i will guide you
when the future isn't clear
i promise i will be there
to wipe away your every tear

i promise that no matter what
we will make it through
i give you this ring as a promise
A promise that I will always love you.


If you will take my Promise may I slip this ring on your forever paw?


I gibbed that Herbie a big hug and kiss said that I pwomise to always pwomise to hims! It was sooooos dweamy!