Tagged!!!!

I've been tagged!!!! Twice!!!! For the 1st time ever!!!! Thank you pups!!!!

I am absolutely breed standard perfect, except my lazy ear. Mom says this makes me more than perfect.

I am a happy pup. Not much bothers me.

I've been sick alot. I've been to 4 different vets in 3 weeks. No one knows what is wrong.

My bff is Stella. She is the greatest. She lives at Gramma's house and I get to play with her lots.

I want to meet some of my dogster pals. Sophie, Mia Bella, and Heidi to name a few. What can I say? I'm a ladies man.

I love to wear clothes. Coats, tee shirts, and costumes. We are working on me bringing my coat to mom when she asks.

Mom's work is the best. I don't know what all the whining is about. When I go with her I sit on the carriage and she makes more money cause I sell lots of rides.

Off to tag!!! Mia Bella, Sox, and Nallah.

To all my friends.....

Bisous Mom here

When I quit my job at the law firm I gave up my Net access. Not having a personal computer, I use family members when I can.

Bisou is sick. Nite before last he was very hot, lethargic, whiny, and I thought his back end was a little strange. He was drinking and pottying so I decided to wait for my vet to open. By the time it did he was a little better but not himself. The vet deemed it a virus and sent us home with clavamox to prevent secondary problems due to a weakened immune system.

Happy puppy!!! Was feeling much better until 3:00 a.m. when he can't walk.

Waiting for the vet to open. 15 min to go.

I am praying. And remembering. And crying. He doesn't seem to be in any pain and is crazy alert.

I keep making promises to GOD I can't keep, cause they don't make sense.

I keep remembering stuff like how he got the best score on his CGC test and was the youngest dog.

We took him to a canine carnival and he got clocked by a speedometer. He ran 22 mph.

Many more..........

Please keep us in your prayers, fingers crossed, whatever we need.

Thanks,

Hannah
Bisous Mom

Mom was stalked!!! Prison Break.

8/22

Mom and Dad are fighting. ~Sigh~ It's not even over food or toys or anything. Dad got sick of Mom nagging so he turned his phone off. Mom scooped me up and we went to work. 1:00 in the morning, we are getting off of work and Dad calls being nice. Mom relized the fight was stupid, and was being nice too. She said we would be home soon.


BUT THEN

Mom exited the highway and noticed headlights approaching very fast behind us. She thought it was a cop, and pulled forward a bit. It wasn't. We turned and he followed. We turned and he followed. We turned and he followed. Mom called Dad and told him she thought she was being followed. She asked that he be outside when she pulled up. While talking to Dad, we approached a red light. He was still following us very close. He stopped. Then hit us. MOM was mad!!! She put Trina ( her vintage Benz, a tank I swear) in reverse and backed in to him. (not the smartest but she was mad!) Tires are squealing and Dad is freaking out over the phone. Mom flew down the alley and the guy followed. Dad was hiding in the bushes and jumped out at the guy.
They exchanged words and there was a scuffle. (putting it nicely for the kiddies) I sat there the entire time, and didn't move. I was a little worried. Mom and Dad then raced Trina behind him to get his plate #.
A family friend checked the # and no one knows him and he lives on the other side of town. Mom was good that night, but is a little freaked out at cars behind her now.

8/23

Dad told on me. I didn't get to go to work cause Mom had a wedding to do. Dad and I sat there and watched movies. He let me out in my new yard. He told Mom that I found a hole in the fence and was in the neighbors yard playing w/ their dogs toys!! No way!!! I am a good dog. Then I got the zoomies out side for like 20 min. and "forgot" to poop. Supposedly I pooped on the floor. Mom didn't believe that at all. I haven't had an accident in months. Dad's fibbing.

8/24

Mom and Dad went to see Death Race. Mom says it was stupid.

8/25

Mom woke up late. I told her she needed her sleep and I let her sleep in. She let me in the yard so I could potty. I wasn't even in for 5 min. and Mom called me back in. She called and called and I came running from the NEIGHBORS YARD!!! She caught me! I didn't get in trouble but I thought I heard chicken wire to fix it??

Camping ?!?!?!

8/16/08

Mom borrowed Mimi's(my great grandmother) van. That means we are going somewhere. Last time we went to Kentucky. This time we are going ......... camping????? What's that?????

In the car. Sitting by Dad's feet. His toes are being bad, so I have to bite them. Daddy says I bite hard. Sorry. Uh oh. They are leaving!!! I'm still in the car!!!! (few min pass) Oh good. They're back. Driving again. Watching the toes.


Hmmm...... Mom is parking. I am not getting left behind again. WOW!!!! This is the biggest park I have ever seen. Need to mark some trees. Mom is building a house and Dad is........ I don't know what Dad is doing. Pees on more trees. We go visit the neighbors to borrow a pump for the air mattress. They have a mean dog. I ignore him.

Ummmm Mom and Dad have found a HUGE puddle. I can't keep them out of it. So I bark at them from a rock. BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!!

Mom found some really cool sticks. Too many to play fetch with. She won't let me have them. Now there is hot orange stuff all over it. Now the sticks are gone!!!

Oh good. Mom found me another stick. Nice and skinny and long. HEY GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!( I was roasting marshmallows when he decided to pull it out of my hands).

Mom had a really bad headache, Dad put her to bed. We all slept in the little house and froze. Mom stole all the covers.

8/17/08

Mom is still sick. Dad wants to take her to the hospital but Mom says Walmart drugs are fine. They left me in the VAN again!! Mom took her medicine and is feeling better by the minute. We went back to the puddle. Mom and Dad dove into the puddle and I jumped in to save them. I am so brave. That was the 1st time I ever jumped. Played w/ some kids while mom and dad were all lovey dovey. Played in the waterfall. Mom and Dad caught some fish, I kissed them and we threw them back. Both of them got very sunburnt, but all in all had a good time. We will be going back when Dad's Mom is in town.

Mom is Sad, New House, I DID NOT STEP ON HER NECK

8/05/08

Mom is very sad. Dad did something bad, I don't know what. But he won't look at her and if he had a tail it would be between his legs. I am surprised he hasn't peed on the floor. I have been trying to help her be happy. I bring her all of my toys and lick her face.


8/06/08

Mom and Dad are going to "work things out". Whatever that is. We moved most our stuff to the new house. Mommy is mad. She threw her phone at Dad and it hit him between the eyes and broke the phone. Daddy was mad then too. We have no furniture in the house. Just an old bed. I am locked in the bathroom, so I don't "unpack". NOT A HAPPY PUPPY!!

8/07/08

Today I got my paw shaved. Then I stepped in ink and made tracks all over paper and the floor. Mom and Dad went out and I went to play with Stella. I love Stella! Lunkle Lawrence was there too. He is helping Mom and Dad teach me to ride a skateboard. Mom and Dad picked me up and we went to the park. I haven't been there in forever!! Whoa!!! Somepuppy stepped on mom's neck! W/ black ink right behind her ear! Wasn't me.......

(Bisou's mom took all those footprints and picked the best. She took the best one and had it put on her neck right behind her right ear. Looks good!)

Mom says I am not a FARM DOG......

7/24

Car ride....It was cold and rainy. 65 at the end of July. Brrrr!!! Headed to Pleasant Hill, IL to see my Aunt Kris and horse-sibs. I don't think they really count though. Dad's mad. He says mom has "more important responsibilities" at home. She hasn't seen the horses in a yr. partly cause of Dad.

There are dogs everywhere!! Aunt Kris loves 'em. She has 2 beagle (pepi and pita) that really need a bath. If I went rabbit hunting everday I would be gross too. Funny they never catch ANYTHING.
There is a weasly JRT that is in a pen sometimes. He kills chickens and ducks. When the birds are out, he is in and vice versa. Fun to play with though. We played tug alot, and I had to pee on everthing he peed on. Ha HA! Kept reminding him I was not a BIRD! A bratty choco lab puppy named Bucket. What a baby. Afraid of everything and wouldn't play with me. It was just my happy growl. Bruiser....nuff said. A big dope of a bulldog.

Mom keeps me in the house when she isn't there. NOT FAIR. None of the other dogs have to stay in the potty room. I barked and howled to let everyone know.

7/25

My pony is not doing good. He foundered a yr ago and walks funny. It hurts me to watch him. Kris say's he has good days and bad days. Mom is going to do all the research she can to see what she can do. Even hurting he still was happy to see mom.

Kai looked good for not being ridden in a yr. Fat and sassy. Her show tail is all gone, and her mane had huge knots in it. UGH!! Mom better never let me get like that. Feet looked good. When mom rode her she was a little fussy in the bridle, bucked the 1st time she was asked to canter, but all in all very good. LAZY!!! OMD LAZY!! I showed mom what a good dog I was and kept up in the arena. It was hot but I kept trucking.

Uh Oh...

Potty room again.

7/26

Up early to ride before we leave. MOM put me down!!!! Ok I will ride with you but I will not like it. Ok I kinda like it, but put me DOWN!!!! Kai was lazier today, but not as fussy and no bucking. Good Girl Kailee.

Aunt Kris' BF started his Harley right next to me. I could have given 2 poo's. Mom was proud. We started the drive home. Mom is going to start coming 1x a week, to ride and to help Kris w/ the farm. She is sad and puppy kisses don't help.

Dad was so happy to see us!!

7/27

Mom, Dad, and Lunkle (uncle) Lawrence and I went swimming in the puddle again. It was so much more fun!! I was a little braver, and was even fetching sticks. There were a couple of dogs and a lot of people. Everyone loved me of course. We had a fried chicken picnic and more swimming. I popped dad's floaty thing and then we left.

Breyerfest Lexington Kentucky!!

7/17/08

Mom, Granma, and I are going on vacation!!! What's vacation? It must be like home cause Mom packed food, toys, treats, leashes, and my bed. Oh and my new bully stick that I have'nt got to lick yet. We were in the car for a long, long, long, time. Mom put my bed and bully stick on the floor, but I slept mostly. We got to a hotel and Mom unpacked my stuff. Mom was sick from the ride up, so we tested out the big bed, while Granma went shopping. Dad called. He misses us. Me more than Mom, or so he says.

7/18/08

Granma gets up EARLY!!! Yea!! She was playing with me on the big bed, and watching T.V. I guess we woke Mom up, cause she started yelling and saying bad words. Silly Mommy. We are on VACATION!!! Granma took me to the U of K, to the big park (arbaritum). It was great fun. I don't think I want to go to school there though. I am a Papillon, not a Wildcat! We went back to the hotel and woke Mommy up. She took a shower, I ate a little, and we went to the Horse Park for Breyerfest. Parking was a bad word. That's what Mom said. She had a ticket for 9:30 to by a special run horse, and we missed our time. Mom's horse was sold out. She was so mad!!!! Granma said she better straighten up and fly right. What ever that means. It was so packed and people were everywhere. No one was watching where they were going, and I almost got stepped on. Mom put me in the dog bag and I was so happy to see it. It's not so bad when you are not at home. ( I always jumped out at home) We watched some horse shows, Mom bought a National Show Horse Breyer, a stuffed Breyer for me (I named it the horsefly), and a keychain for her and Granma, and ate lunch under a big tree. I had some chick chicks, cheese, and apple. We watched some more shows and went back to the hotel. WHAT?!?!? THE CRATE!?!?! ( I am not crated at home) NO WAY!!!! Mom and Granma went to dinner. They came back and we went to a hotel where people were selling stuff out of there rooms. Mom bought me a Christmas stocking w/ my pic on it, and a papillon magnet and sticker. We got ice cream and went back to the hotel.

7/19/08

Granma got up early again!! We played w/ the horsefly and woke Mom up. Silly Mommy we are on VACATION!!!! Mom got up and we ate breakfast and left for the horse park. I don't know what Mom was thinking, but she wanted the stuffed mascot Pal to hold me for a pic. NO WAY!! That stuffie is huge and HOLDING ME!!! I barked, growled, and wiggled away. Someone said I bit his nose and made a big fuss about it. Pal was looking sad and rubbing his nose. I DIDN'T BITE HIM!!!! Mom knew that but she played along and petted him and kissed his nose. Granma gave Mom her special ticket and she got her horse, a Clydesdale. It sold out shortly after. Granma got us some really great posters and Mom got new pics for the new house. We went to check out the agility course. The nice guy said I could run it, even though I have never been on a course before. Out of 17 obstacles I only missed the chute. It was my 1st time on the A-frame, dog walk, and teeter. I stayed by Mom the whole time. e also met 3 other Paps. 2 were way bigger than me. The other was just my size but she was a little shy. Apparently one of them got loose and chased a horse. NOT ME!!!! Mom bought lots more things and we went back to the hotel. I was happy to see my crate, and Mom and Granma went to dinner and shopping at the hotel. They came back and we went to bed.


7/21/08


We all slept in. Mom and Granma didn't feel too good. We packed our stuff and were on our way home. We stopped in Frankfurt, KY on the way. Granma was a little disapointed cause everything was closed. We walked along the river for a while. There was a low stone wall with an arch in it for drainage. Mom was showing off and put me through it. HORNETS!!!! All these hornets flew out. I came back through, and got stung on the head. We left Frankfurt soon after that. We stopped at a covered bridge to look around. Granma was really into it. Mom and I found a jaw bone w/ teeth in it. Mom won't let me chew it.
We got back in the car to continue home. We went off roading to find a spot to eat by a river in Indiana, Granma made lunch and Mom and I watched fish jump. Back in the car. We got home and Dad was so excited to see me. He was even doing the butt wiggle. While Mom and I were gone he cleaned the whole apartment. Top to bottom. We all cuddled and fell fast asleep.

I like vacation. Can we go again????

Mom has been SLACKING!!!! Swimming!!

Mom has been getting a little lazy with my Diary entries. So here is the important stuff.

7/14/08

It is hot Hot HOt HOT!! Mom and Dad want to take me swimming. What's that? We drove around and around AND around till we got to the swimming place. Guess what? It was flooded. Whatever that means. So we drove some more. Finally we pulled up to a big park. As big as all of Lafayette Square (our neighborhood) with lots and lots of trees. No sidewalks either. Dad and I marked a tree. He didn't even lift his leg!! Lazy Daddy! We came to a big puddle. Dad put my new life vest on me, and then Mom and Dad started walking in the puddle!!! I started to bark at them. They know better, and I am not wiping their feet when they get out. I started to follow them but my paws got wet and the little rocks started moving out from under me. HELP!!! I was so scared that I fell in the puddle face first, and didn't try to get up. Dad saved me though. After the second time I fell on my face, Mom took off my life vest. The water wasn't swift and she thought I wasn't used to it and it was hindering my movement. I got my feet wet, and chased Mom and Dad from the outside of the puddle. They caught me though, and made me swim!!! It was kinda fun but the water was cold. Dad made fun of me cause my teeth were chattering. Mom said my fur looked real pretty floating around in the water. Then they started to cuddle (no way was I cuddling in a puddle!), but got interupted by more people and a mean dog. We packed up and left. Mom drove by her old house at the horse farm to show me and Dad. Mom and Dad ate bad Mexican, we went to a farm store and I got a Giant bully stick.
All of us slept well that night.

I better watch Mom and Dad around puddles from now on.

Mom had a birthday!!!

June 7th was Momma's 27th B-Day. She had to work, but I got to go with her. It was very hot. Everyone loved me, but they laughed when my horse brother Harry sniffed me and I barked like a big dog. After work, we went to a park concert. Mom and Dad drank wine, and I stole a few sips. No one saw it! How did they know? Maybe it was my red wine mustache. He he. Mom's friend Grant was there too. He is 7 and was getting bored, so he took me on a walk and we played fetch. Mom bought us both snow cones. He got a mixed one and mine was plain. Then Mom and Dad went to dinner....... without me!!! Rudeness. They came back and got me and we went to an Art fair. Lots of people, and they all loved me.

Mom got a pink and white cards jersey and hat, a new Coach purse, and Chanel sunglasses from Dad. I got her a papillon bookmark, a card, and a lifevest for me to wear when we go floating. Whatever that is.

We are having a party at Gramma's tonight. Ice Cream yeaH!!

I saw my little life FLASH before my eyes!!!!!

So I figured that after my near death experience last night (thanks MOM) I should start typing this important stuff down.

Whew!!!

So mommy and daddy had a hot date last night, they have been getting along really well lately. No fights or anything. I went to Gramma's to play with Stella while they were out. It was great! We played with the hurl a squirrel, the tug rope, my duck, my giraffe and the others. I pee'd all over Stella's yard and had a staring contest with the cat. Gramma really loves me so she fed me lots a treats. When momma came to get me I had to show her all the toys I played with and I told her in my happy growly voice. MOM then takes me to the car and decides that I need to sit on DADS lap in the passenger seat. Doesn't she know I drive? I wriggled to get to my seat and she almost dropped me!!! In her haste to hold on........BONK goes my head on the car frame (I think I dented the vintage Mercedes). Mom and dad were very scared. I kept shaking my head and closing my eyes. It was late and what did they say? Emergency Vet!?!?!? I am OK!!!!

And I was. Ok that is. No bumps or bruises but dad made mom cry. She felt really bad.