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My Diary

Rules of the road

When you ride in your owners car you will notice that the cars stop a lot,they also go fast and slow, so be prepared.Just like we must obey our owners( not that we always do) owners have to obey stuff when driving to here is how it works;
TRAFFIC LIGHTS; These tell your owners what to do,the gray light on top means stay, the gray light on the bottom means come, and the gray one in the middle means speed up and use the horn.

STOP SIGN; This is a funny shaped sign that says something. It means slow the car down, but do not stop, and then speed up again.Something like that.

Finally is the driver next to your owner handsome or pretty? If you can get this person to look at your owner and say how cute you are, you will definitely get a treat.

Home sweet home

Dear Diary,
Finally I have returned to my mom and family! I am so happy to be back. The best part about my trip was coming home ( of course ) on a airplane! How many pooches get to do that? My stay away was not that bad though. I did not have any big dogs to play with at home, but over there he had 4, so I was allowed to play with them 30 minutes a day. I am glad that I have little jobs, they make me feel useful and give my life a purpose besides sitting in the backyard chasing squirrels. For pooches that do not have a job, I highly advise it, after all you get so many treats and you make your owner proud.Now back at home my mom said that I am a much better dog, and my chores consist of herding the chickens, pulling mom on a scooter doing my different types of training and other little odd jobs. But the best part was that I actually got to eat LAMB!!! Yum.
HAPPY EASTER!

the trip I took

When me & my mom went to Florida to a training seminar, I did not know what to expect. But this is the outcome. First, there was a long drive to a hotel were we stayed for the night. And then we drove the other 8 hrs. to get Ocala Florida were we arrived safe & sound. I almost made mom get in a car wreck, when I scooted myself to the front seat and jumped on her lap!!! Well anyway we finally stopped at our new hotel Sat. On Sunday we started me & mom's training. The best part about it was that I got soooo many treats! I, though,poor little dog I am, had to do training from 7:30 a.m. - 7:30 p.m. with only 5 hour rest brakes in between! After that though, I enjoyed a relaxing night watching Animal Planet in the hotel room, not that I cared for all the commercials though, especially the one about doggy toothpaste. We had a rest day Wednesday and mom wanted to go to the Disney Land near by, but... because of the time I howled in the hotel waking everyone up when mom went away, ( or so says the stingy mean old manager ) She went swimming instead where I could see her from my window. But then came the most horrid part of all! MOM LEFT ME AT FLORIDA WITH THE TRAINER!!!!! She said she would pick me up in March and that it was just to help stop my many gazillion fears. Oh Woe is me. well I sure hope she comes back soon the "world famous trainer" is way to fat for my liking, the stingy old man eats steak for all three courses of the day and will not give me even one little piece!