A letter to Santa Paws

Dear Santa,

I would love more puperonis
A bone that I can actually chew would be nice (mine is too hard)
I want the kids to play with me more and help me learn cool tricks.
Some smelly socks and underwear would be nice
I love crayons and pencils too (even though mom and dad don't like the last two lines, I sure would be greatful)

That's all for this year. I'm practicing every day so I hope that balances out the naughty times :)

Love,
Terran