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I Was A Goner

Mommie and Daddy thought I was a goner. Mommie let me and Frankie outside. Mommie came back to let us in but forgot about me! I am deaf, old, and a little sleepy. Maybe I was asleep under the step. I can't remember. Anyway, mommie went downstairs but all the while thought she could hear me upstairs (maybe she's old and senile?). Later Frankie had to make tee-tee (this goes on all day...in and out, in and out). Frankie came back inside, then mommie noticed I wasn't begging for one of the porkchops she keeps in her pockets.

Where was I????? Mommie found me huddled on the stairs. It was cold out. Mommie rubbed me and hugged me, although I hate being picked up. I went in my crate and fell asleep. Daddy came home and checked on me and my tail was down (it is so sad to see a Pug tail down). Mommie and daddy tried to give me tidbits. They even tried to entice me with a rib bone. Nothing.

They thought uh-oh, this is it for Misty the Pug. Mommie took still and movie pictures of me! Mommie thought, she's not ready yet to let me go. She wants at least 5 more years!!! It was too late at night so they let me go back to my crate. Mommie worried all night and thought she would find me cold and stiff in the morning. Well I was cold and stiff. Stiff 'cause I'm up there in years and cold because its cold in the mornings. But I was my usual self - barking, trying to boss around anybody, and begging for food.

Ha-ha fooled mommie. I was angry with her and that'll teach her to pay attention to where I am!!! - Misty