Snuff!

Slim & Trim

Recently Mommie took a really good look at me and realized that I have lost a lot of weight. Daddy is very good about keeping me on my diet. He also buys only doggie snacks, which I beg for everytime someone comes in the kitchen. Anyway, remember mommie was yelled at by the vet because I was too fat? Now daddy is in charge of my diet. Daddy says only dry food. Not the rich liver-flavored food and canned food mommie liked to feed me. I was having trouble walking and getting up the stairs - just like mommie (arf!). Also I have good teeth for an old pub because I get only dry crunchy food for older dogs and a lot of water.

Well, mommie just noticed that I can run up the stairs. I can do my happy dance for more food. All the loose, flabby skin is gone. Mommie is now mad at daddy. She wants to know why he is trim, Fankie is the same weight she was when she was one year old, and now I look and act 5 years younger. She wants to know, well, what about her?!

Well, ha ha, on her. Now daddy has her exercising downstairs. Maybe now he will starve her, too. Maybe when someone comes over, she'll have to do a happy dance and beg for porkchops!

Mommie feels good that I look and feel better. She feels satisfied that I now have added years to my life. Just goes to prove that the doctors are right....weightloss does add years!!!!

PS Secretly, mommie wishes she could eat only dry crunchy food and plently of water so she can slim down like me! She could write a book, "The Dog Food Diet for People" and get rich! I would gladly trade her for a porkchop. Snuff!