Snuff!

My Week

It has been a very busy week. Two days ago, I joined Dogster, ruff, and have made many new friends. I am still working my way around.

Yesterday, I slept. Then I woke up. I barked. Then I begged for a little snack before breakfast. Then I peed. Then I went back to sleep. I woke up and I barked some. I then ate breakfast. I was still hungry. They never feed you enough here. I drank a lot of water. Then I took a nap. Daddy came home and cooked. It smelled good. I barked for some. He didn't hear me. He is deaf. This didn't stop me. I barked louder.

Today mommie came home. I got excited. Maybe she has a pork chop in her pocket. She said hello to me. Then she sat down to eat. I begged. I got one tidbit. I ran over to the bird cage. No luck. I ran back to beg. No luck. Back to the cage. No birdseed on the ground. This went on for a while. Frankie whinned. Mommy took pictures of me. Then she put me in the kitchen. I have finally learned how to escape. This took me three years. Frankie knew how to escape since day 1 (show off).

I marked my territory in the livingroom. This is very frustrating. I have been trying to mark the new house for 3 years. Nobody will let me. The old house had nice puggie odors in several interesting spots. I try any chance I get. Mommie does not like her house to smell like puggie(???). I find this strange. Anyway, I could smell puggie - ha ha on her.

Success! I peed a stream from the dining table to the wall. I was tired so I took a nap. Daddy got mad. I don't care. I was asleep anyway. Mommie put me and Frankie outside. She didn't yell at me, because I am an old puggie and going deaf. Mommie cleaned up the pee. Daddy found my secret pee place on the throw rug. He washed it. Darn, I will have to pee there again next chance I get. We peed outside. Then came back in. I went back to bed to chew piggie and lull myself asleep. I will keep a watchful eye all night. Whenever someone comes in the kitchen, I will check to see if maybe they have a porkchop in their pocket. I am a puggie and never give up hope that a porkchop will magically appear. Snuff!