Closer,closer,...

My b-day is almost here and I Wonder how my invisibility cloak is doing. When I'm in it maybe I can cat-tack patsy!I can play on Maya's computer! I can send one of barny's butter sculptures to minasota!I can do anything you can't think of a dog doing.

My first b-day

My b-day is coming up and I wonder what gifts I'll get?

Will my parents take me to a restaurant? It's gotta be someplace heated.

I wonder if I'll get something that will make cat-tack proof?

Will it be somthing that will make me get into Maya's school? I need an invisibility cloak like Harry Potter. Then I can sneak past everyone and get to the classrooms so I can play with the kids. will it make me get into the super market without the bag?

I could run right up to the butcher counter and order some meat!!!

dog book report

Maya's doing a new book report and I wish I could do one too. Earlier, Maya said that she read a few books that were about humans that were turned into dogs called Tigers at Twilight, Buffaloes past bedtime, and Dingoes at Dinnertime. She has a book that still has the same plot, called Tonight on The Titanic.

Maya and her best friend Ian write a book series called Tigero that has a Maltese in it! She also has a book called Nova's Ark that has two robotic dogs in it.The book report that she's doing in a few weeks has a dog in it too!

What book can I write about? How about a dog cookie cookbook? Mom would be proud, since she is a great chef.

vote for me!

My owners say that I would make a good politian and I like that idea.I'd like to be a first lady or a senator.Imagine seeing me in the white house being a hostess and going swiming,bowling,and putting. A big house,+132 rooms,=a big adventere for a little dog. p.s. any dog who reads this will have to kiss babies.

Maltease ball

My owners are going bowling today and leaving me C-R-A-T-E-D. why can't I go out with them? maybe I can invent my own sport. you hit a mini tennis ball with a bat , and if you hit it over a tree branch you get 1 point. if the maltease gets it and get the maltease, you get 2 points .if the maltease gets it and goes to it's mom, you loose 1 point.

Lemony snicket for dogs

Maya said that patsy cattacks me becuse maybe she read THE BAD BEGINNING by Lemony snicket. It's about 3 orphans are sent to live with their relative Count Olaf, who knew that they had an enourmous fortune. He struck one of them on the face! So maybe Patsy thinks that I'm that orphan, but I'm just the size of the youngest. What! ? Count Olaf put the youngest orphan in a bird cage during a play? That's terrible! but The orphan who got struck freed her.

Dr. lucy queen jr.

That darn Patsy keeps on cattacking me. Maybe I can sneak into the shoe pits since that's where maya's backpack is. Earlier, I overheard Mom telling Maya that she was reading about a very important person. Let me look inside her backpack and see who it was.

Hmm... Martin Luther King, Jr. He wanted whites to get along with blacks. That's a good idea. Wait a minute! I'm a white dog, and Barney is a brown cat! We get along, except when I chase him. Patsy has brown on her face and tail. Martin Luther King must have helped us too. It's really sad that he was murdered. There's probably more he could still do. But us cats and dogs are fine.

The best crate.

All that I sleep in is a old black crate with toys and a water bottle. Maybe I can make a better one with the same things but with a computer so I can go on this website and play fancy games like cinderellas doll house. and it will be cat tack proof so patsy can not get me. and it will have a stash of stollen toys and I will get some more . what is this?! a toy komodo dragon? if it comes ailive I will not take it.