March Madness

I am having trouble with the secretary again. It appears she has been infected with the virus the humans call "March Madness" (go Tarheels!). All weekend (and I hear even at work on Friday!!) she has been agonizing over the ACC tournament and watching all the others (Carolina #1!!). Is there a pill for this? She would not get online all weekend and I missed sending good wishes to Ben when he was ill and congratulating Ella and the Nubster for being Diary Picks and dog knows what else! I hear this goes on for several weeks before the fever breaks. Come to think of it, this happened last year...and the year before...and the year before. I guess it's seasonal (Carolina #1 in the tournament...#1 in the regular season...woo, hoo!!) What can I do to get her off the couch and online (other than get Tyler Hansbrough up for a visit)? It will be even worse this weekend. We are visiting the grandpeeps for Easter this weekend. The grandfather (from whom this addiction started...he played football for UNC in the 1950s) will be unable to actually watch the games Carolina plays in. If memory serves me, he will lay on his bed in the dark and request that scores be yelled up to him every 5 minutes or so. He only comes downstairs to watch the game once victory is assured and the other team has begun the desperation intentional fouling. What is up with these people? So pals, if I miss acknowledging further events, you can see what I'm up against.