...that's how I roll

Time sure flies when you're...

taking naps, eating yum yum, chewin' on pig ears.

Last week, the unthinkable happened. Two lady humans brought a dog to the house. And left him! Did I mention that he looks just like me? He smelled funny. He tried to chew on my toys! And the biggest insult - he layed in MY LADY HUMAN'S lap!!! Argh!

He is STILL here. I heard the humans talking - he didn't have a very nice puppyhood at all. The ASPCA took him away from the bad humans and the Pug Rescue of Memphis put him with a nice lady human. She and the owner of the rescue brought him here.

If he's tryin to get some pity from me, it won't work!! This is my house, darnit! I don't roll that way!!! There he is now - sleeping on MY bed. Grrr.

Oh well, my lady human likes him. I guess I'll let her keep him.

My First Blog

I see my lady human playing around on her blog (instead of petting me!) and decided I wanted somewhere to post my thoughts too!

I'm not sure what's going on around my house lately. The humans were here today instead of at work. I missed out on quality beauty sleep - which I'm not terribly upset about because my lady human was cooking lots of yummy-smell foods. Of course, I laid on the poor-pitiful-me eyes and got lots of samples ;)

After the humans ate (with the girl human slipping me goodies under the table), I took a nap with my lady human. Then, can you believe it?! They left me home alone to go to a friend's house! What's even worse is that my lady human was two-timing me with some other dogs! I could smell 'em when she came home.

Ah well, I forgave her - after I chewed up her sock real good. She'll know better next time! Cuz that's just the way I roll...