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Crocodile Rocky

GARRRRUGGA!!! Don't Mess With My Kong Ball!

GARRRRRUUUGGGAH!

Hey!

Arruff!

I'm a big bruiser GSD! You can't mess with me! I weigh like 95 pounds and still growing! I can jump 12 feet in the air!

Just call me Air Rocky!

Today I was singing! Yea when the sirens go by, those poor cars! They sound like they hurt! So my pack sings to them! I din't used to be able to sing! Then my sister Jessie taught me how to sing the blues! When the sirens go by, she goes 'arroooo arrrroooo rooo ohhhh roo' and sounds like a professional singer! She sings so good! She's got some silvery tonsils!

When I came here I used to not be able to sing with them! I would just bark while they sang! Now I sing too! I used to copy Jessie but now I made up my own song and today I improvised! I added a deep, husky, male sound to it! And then I started exploring my range! Jessie's an contralto and I'm an alto! Yea! Arruff!

My mom says I'm really developing my voice! So I'm writing a song!

"Don't Mess with my Kong Ball!
I will Mess with your face
Don't take my Kong ball!
Or we'll see how you taste!
Don't Mess with my Kong ball!"

Course when I sing it, it sounds like

"Arrrooo noo ah ma ruff!" over and over. Well sorta!

HEY CHECK OUT MY MOM'S ARTICLE ON STRONGHEART THE GSD!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/620505/stro ngheart_the_german_shepherd_the.html

She rescued me because of him! YEA! ARRUFF!

Hey! Let's go whoop it up!

Hey! Where's the ball? Wanna play ball? I wanna play. I love my mom! Where is my mom?

She likes to smooch with me and I learned how to smooch back. I used to just snap my jaws. I couldn't control them. Anytime I'd open my mouth, I could only snap it shut. I was really uptight!

Now I'm calming down. Cool. Now I know how to give my mom little love nibbles on her nose but it scares her cuz she thinks I'm gonna bite her nose off.

I make her smooch me every time she goes back in the house. She won't let me in cuz I want to eat her birds. I have to learn to be good about that. It's too tempting! I love chicken!

So I sit against the door and won't let her by until she smooches me and whispers in my ear. She says "Rocky I love you. You're a good boy."

I live for that! Yea! I'm a good boy and I love my mom! I love my dad too! I kinda love Uncle Mac too but he thinks he's the alpha. Ha! He's insane! And then there's that Schipperke! Well he's got a lot of balls for such a little dog! Gotta love him! He CRACKS ME UP!

Gotta go!

Check out my mom's new article on Strongheart the GSD, the first Dog Star! Yea!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/620505/stro ngheart_the_german_shepherd_the.html