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Leave a bone for Billiam Warren
Nicknames: Billyshine, Billy, Chicken Cookie, Billis, Fetus DeMilo, fragrant bundle
Doggie Dynamics:
Energy
sleepy
energetic
Intelligence
silly
genius
Friendliness
aggressive
affectionate
Playfulness
not playful
very playful
Disposition
anxious
calm
Quick Bio:
-purebred
Likes: Mommy, marshmallows, peanut butter, walks with mom. He also likes sitting on the cats' heads. He waits til they're laying down, then backs up, turning to watch behind him so he can position his butt perfectly onto their heads.
Pet-Peeves: being picked up while he's sleepy. He growls like a toy motorboat when you do that. Also, as you can see by the pictures, he doesn' t much like the lack of dignity he feels while wearing American Doll clothing.
Favorite Toy: His little pink-handled child scissors---he teethes on them, and his stuffed purple and yellow snake, aptly named Humpy McHumperson
Favorite Food: Royal Canin--and he loves to eat frosted mini-wheats
Favorite Walk: in Petsmart, around the block, anywhere he can see people and other dogs. He 'marches' along, with his tiny legs pumping very high.
Best Tricks: looking like a fetus, and sit. Actually, he's started puppy school now, so he can also lay down and come. He can do 'high five', and crawl. He's working on a 'beg' position, too.
Arrival Story: we looked all over the net for a chihuahua, and when we found some in Brooklyn, (see main photo---Billy on the breeder's website---he's in the middle) we fell in love with him right away. I originally went there to look for a short coated white one, but we saw him, and that was that.
Bio: He has freckles on his nose, paws and belly, and he smells like a baby. He has a white heart on his back (see photo) What else could you ask for?
The Groups I'm In: ♥All Fur Fun♥, Chihuahua Play Time
I've Been On Dogster Since:
Y'know, they think I lay here on my big green pillow all day when they leave.....if they only knew. Today, for instance. They leave for their various pursuits; school, work, whatever they all do. I'm left here to amuse myself with a basket full of toys, a greenie, and a jumbone. All good, I admit. But not very satisfying for an adventure-seeker like myself. And a waste of my talents, I must say. Anyway, today is pretty typical. All of them gone by 9am, except the old woman downstairs--the one who smells like chocolate and newspapers. Now I plan my day. Save the world? Nah, did that last week. I think I'll enrich my portfolio today. It's fairly easy to sign online here. My paws are plenty small enough to manipulate the keys. I'm thinking tech stocks today. So, yea, I sign online, and I'm just getting going with the trading, when I hear the old one coming up the stairs to let me out. Now I'm torn. Yard with Glenry, my best buddy, or finish this trade. Either way, I'd better get off the computer chair, or risk giving the old one a heart attack. She isn't very computer savvy, but even she knows a chihuahua on E-trade is unusual. So I jump back down, and act eager and hyper, as expected. Some days that's just exhausting, I really mean it. The yard is fun, chasing squirrels (god, I hope I don't ever really catch one...those things are HUGE!), hanging out with good ole Glenry, the usual. A nice break from the world of commerce. The old one eventually lets us in, and while Glen is busy grooming---he's obsessed, he really is-- A real metrosexual--I jump back up and finish my trade. It's a risky one, but I'm banking on the new appointment to the Supreme Court's stance on stem cell research to juice my pick a little. So, that's all been fairly exhausting. A bout with Jolene my stuffed racoon...and love slave, but that's a private matter....sounds good about now. Soon they'll come home and treat me like a baby. Their very own bundle of fluff. I have to say I love it. It's a guilty pleasure, kinda like Jolene. Anyway, it's been an altogether good day. Very productive and satisfying, and I feel secure in my growing nest egg. Can't depend on these folks for my retirement, can I?
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