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My Life is hard, did you know??

This is life?

Well, here I am again, wondering what I did wrong. Mama still trusts the Vet, and gives me nothing but dog food, a bone here and there, but nothing good. No gravy, no lunch meat, no cake. What does she think I am, a dog? What is a girl like me to do? And now they are gone sooooo much, they call it work. And I dont even get the visits from my friend Bago anymore. He was here the other day, but only for a minute, while Mama picked something up. Why don't I get to go? I can sit still, at least for 30 seconds, I swear. And I listen almost as good as him. Well, sometimes. And now its getting cold soon, and I will have to spend all day on the couch, without my humans. What a life! And then, to top it all off, the boys are gone so much. They used to stay home with me all the time, now they "hang out". What does that mean? I can "hang", I did it yesterday, of the edge of the sofa.
By the way, I got a new friend, his name is Ozzy. He is sweet, well most of the time. I think he has a multiple personality, and turns into Oswald, and Damien, and then Lucifer. He even looks different. But he is cute, in a toy kind of way.
Well, this was exhausting to write, you know I dont have any thumbs, I better get back on the couch.
Later!!

Holiday, puhhh

Can you belive it? My family left me for a whole week, which is not much in their eyes, but it was forever in mine. I had to be home all alone, well, almost, the other four legged ones were here, and yes, the kids and their sitter was here too, but no Mama, no Daddy, how did I live through it? And then the holidays, what a joke. They really did believe the vet and did not give us any of the good food. No ham, no turkey, no gravy, no cake, no nothing. I feel mistreated. And then that other holiday, the one where they make all that noise and dont let me go to bed until reeeeaaaaal late. You know, the one where they go outside and shoot all that stuff that makes the funny lights. Thank goodness, all that is over, and I can get back to doing what I do best, sleep and bark.....