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Bathrobes and potatoes

I am new at this diary thing so I'll start small. The dog room in my house is where mom washes all those clothes the family wears. Why do they do that? So I thought I would try on moms bathrobe just to see what it felt like. Oh my gosh was it soft and cuddly! I had a hard time getting it out of the basket but once I did, I wanted to show everyone. I took the bathrobe outside to show Gracie and Ellie. Boy were they impresses that a little guy like me brought that big thing out the dog door. We all laid on it and chewed on it and man was it fun! When we got done I took it back in the laundry room so mom wouldn't get mad that I borrowed it. For some reason she still got mad. So I don't take clothes anymore, sometimes a sock or towel but hey who sweats the small stuff? My other favorite thing is called a potatoe. There was a whole bag of them just sitting in the floor of the food closet. I had always wondered what they were for until one night mom left them out of the closet. I thought hey she can't get mad if I steal just one. She has lots, she won't miss one. So I took one outside, then Piper brought one and then Ellie and then Gracie. Oh no mom is going to miss that many. I tried to take them back inside but they were chewed on. Mom would notice. Boy are potatoes fun to play with though. I took them back outside. When mom woke up she didn't even notice. She came out to see me and wasn't mad. In fact she played with the potatoe too and rolled it on the ground for me. You humans are hard to understand.