Oscar's (not so) Wild Life

I'm number three!!!

October 12th 2008 2:14 pm
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Yay me! Only weeks after my third birthday (I'm a big boy now!) I came in third place in a tricks for treats contest! Can you believe it, me? I know I'm sometimes a little stubborn, but I did all my tricks really quick and I came in third place! (Yes, there were more than 3 dogs!) I could have done more tricks, but mom forgot how many millions of tricks I actually know--we're gonna work on burping for next year! That'll impress the judges and I'll win for sure. Mom and Dad were super proud of me and I got to pick out a new toy at Petco--a squeaky cow that I like to carry around with me. We named her Bessie. Next time you see me, just ask and I'll do my favorite tricks, like scooting my butt on the ground!

 

Letter from Jail

December 24th 2007 10:18 am
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Mommy and Daddy went south to visit my sister and I'm sitting in doggy jail. I really miss them! Hey look at all these dogs! Teach me to lift my leg, again, I forgot how~ You doggies are so cute~~WOOF!~~Let's play! c'mon woof woof! Chase me!!!! Bite my tail, I like it! GRRRRR Woof! Mommy and Daddy who?

 

I am Man! Hear me roar!

November 30th 2007 5:55 pm
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Today, I became a man. I finally did it. No more will I be called girly dog, little girl, prissy boy, girly boy or mommy's little girl. I am a man! It only took 2 1/4 years. Yes, there were witnesses, and it is official. A banner achievement in my life! I did it--I lifted my leg.

 

Rainy Days

November 11th 2007 10:59 am
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Things I love about the rain: getting wet, mud pits, rolling on wet grass and leaves, getting muddy, jumping on the crisp, white sheets after rolling in the mud, watching the rain fall through the window, digging in the mud, and mom drying me with a towel after I get wet.

Things I hate about the rain: No Dog Park!, mom wiping off my muddy nose, I can't say hi to all the neighbors, having to stay inside when mom and dad go shopping, and getting yelled at when I jump on the bed with muddy paws.

 
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