Da Picasso of Poops

Mama say dat my poops is wike a tweasure hunt. She not know how I getted dem, but I ated some of my boys Cub Scout pins. Dey had da backs on dem. Her not know dat I eated dem cuz she not know any was down an dere was no evidences of me eating anyting untiw da poopin stawted. Den she see dese pins in my poops. Dey was pwetty. Dey was one fo swimmin, basketbaws, skatin, an a few udders dat she not wanted to weawy fine out what dey hads on dem. Den I pooped a big purpew jewel. Dat one of my massapieces. A nice big poop wif a big purpew jewel in it. I tink dat gived dat poop a wittle personawity. I know mama get tired of pickin up poops so I twy to makes it specials fo her. Den wader I pooped a couple mo pins an a smoove gween wock an some of da insow of one mama's shoes. Her been keepin da house weaw cwean cuz she say we aways eatin tings an she have no idea where we find dose tings but I did fine dem an I eated dem aw up. Don't wowy doh, she be watchin me weaw cwose fo distwess an I has eaten wots of bwead jus in case some dose pins not has backs an I not trough poopin dem yet. I wikes to give her specials tings to wook at. Aftah da dog pawk I had poop fuw of wood chips, da peopew pawk, poop fuw of dwy gwass. One time dey was some stwing, a wittle toiwet papah. Mama say I a wittle gawbage posal. Now if her can onwy fine out where I keeps getting da tings I findin. She say I a hanfuw but her woves me so much.

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