Da Picasso of Poops

Mama say dat my poops is wike a tweasure hunt. She not know how I getted dem, but I ated some of my boys Cub Scout pins. Dey had da backs on dem. Her not know dat I eated dem cuz she not know any was down an dere was no evidences of me eating anyting untiw da poopin stawted. Den she see dese pins in my poops. Dey was pwetty. Dey was one fo swimmin, basketbaws, skatin, an a few udders dat she not wanted to weawy fine out what dey hads on dem. Den I pooped a big purpew jewel. Dat one of my massapieces. A nice big poop wif a big purpew jewel in it. I tink dat gived dat poop a wittle personawity. I know mama get tired of pickin up poops so I twy to makes it specials fo her. Den wader I pooped a couple mo pins an a smoove gween wock an some of da insow of one mama's shoes. Her been keepin da house weaw cwean cuz she say we aways eatin tings an she have no idea where we find dose tings but I did fine dem an I eated dem aw up. Don't wowy doh, she be watchin me weaw cwose fo distwess an I has eaten wots of bwead jus in case some dose pins not has backs an I not trough poopin dem yet. I wikes to give her specials tings to wook at. Aftah da dog pawk I had poop fuw of wood chips, da peopew pawk, poop fuw of dwy gwass. One time dey was some stwing, a wittle toiwet papah. Mama say I a wittle gawbage posal. Now if her can onwy fine out where I keeps getting da tings I findin. She say I a hanfuw but her woves me so much.

Dat Tankgiving a good ting

Yesserday was my vewy firs Tanksgiving. I not weawy unnerstan what mama doing aw mornin in da kitchen. Coppah and Twixie was hangin out in da kitchen. Mama say "I not needs you heps so get out." Dey seems weaw excited. Wew den we got some turkey an den I weawy unnerstood. Dat was wike heaven. I weawy wikes turkey an I can't waits to get some mo. Duh big girs say if mama in da kitchen den dere gonna be turkey. Dey say dat bout duh onwy time she cooks. Hehehehehehe. We taked a nap wif mama on dah couch and I sweep on mama ches an we sweep for awhiwe. It was a nice day. Turkey an nappin. I is tankful fo dat.

My Firs Baf

I gots my firs baf today and I nots wike it one wittle bit. Mama say I a sinky puppy an I needs a baf. She gots me an puts me in da watah. I nots wanna be in deah buts I was pwetty good. Den mama gots me out of deah an she wap me in a bwanket. I not wike da dwyah so she jus howd me in da bwanket an I snuggwes her and I sweep wapped up on her ches for two houahs. Daddy say I a spoiwed pup. I say I just comfotabwe. I wikes to snuggwe wifs mama. She say it her natral piwwows dat makes me so comfotabwes. Whaeber it is I jus know I fewt weaw safes and wahms. I stiw not wants anudder baf doh. Hehehehehe.

I was stabbed in da bottom.

I hads to go to the vwet. He stab me in da bottom. I not wike that at aw. I finks if I bigger I might bites him, but pwby nots. I weighs 10 pounds. Aw da wadies at the sticker doctor says i so cute. I finks dey was siwy. Den mom takes us on a wong wide and we faws asweep. When we got home we pway weaw hard. Dat make me so sweepy. I wun frough da house and Jasper fowow me evewywhere's. Hims siwy. I is tired now. I better go sweeps some more.

Snip, snip you is gone

Today I joined the snip snip cwub. Mom, she takes us in earwy so we could get da neuters done. I's not happy bout it one wittle bit, but I's was vewy gwad to see mom and my boy when they picks us up. Mom adopted us officiawy today. So's we is home now. We has been fowowing the big girs to see what we's supposed to do. I's am hungwy but we has to wait anover hour to eats anyfing. We is aw chipped and we has to go to the vwet for a check up soon. Mom is finking Thursday would be good. Mom has been waughing watching us chase after Twixie and Cawper. She said it is wike mini me's chasing awound da big girs. :)