Me was tagged

I was tagged by my best friend, Kaiden

Here are the rules of Valentine Tag:

We are going to tell you 5 Valentine wishes, and then tag 5 friends with a pawmail or rosette.

They will then write a diary entry and tag 5 friends with a pawmail or rosette, and so on and so on :-)

So, my 5 valentine wishes are:

1. I's would wike to have mo food pwease. Unwimited food.
2. I would wikes to be able to cwimb in da office an not have to weave cause da kitty rocha machine in dere so I not can be in dere.
3. I would wikes fo Maddy to be nice to me cuz her swaps me in my head.
4. I wikes to pway mo fetch wif daddy
5. I wike my own twash can dat I can get in any time I want to.

The five pals I'm tagging are:
Rumble
Haiwy
Misser Mike
Misser Jack
Peanut M&M

I Waewy Wikes Dis Tangsgiving Ting

Yesserday was Tangsgiving. It was my firs one an I weawy wikes it. I tinks it a gweat howiday. I gots to eats a wittle turkey an , you know, I weawy wikes it. It was wike a whowe new word for me. Den affa we eats dat wonnerfuw turkey we taked a nap wif mama. I sweep on her bewwy. I was aw confotabwe and it was nice. My bewwy was fuw an I gots my nappin done. It a good ting. I tink dey should do dis ebewy yee ah. I so tankfuw dat we gots a home so we could gets some turkey.

Japah and Da watah moster

Mama say dat I was a vewy sinky pup today. So she put me in da watah and wubbed dis stuffs on me. I sats deah but I wants owt. I not weaw cwazy bout bafs. I got owt and daddy gonna dwy me wifs dis woud ting. I say No tanks daddy and I wowed in some cwose dat my bwudder not put in his cwose basket. Mama twy to howds me wifs Charwie but I not wanted dat. I wikes to be fwee. I got in a piwwow off da couch and I wents to sweep for a wittle bit. Charwie sweep in mama's awms. He a baby, but I is a big boy. We smeaws weaw good now. Jus wait tiw I find somthin to woh in. :)

My Twip to Dr. Pokey

I went to the sticker doctor today. He stucked me with a stick and I not wike it one wittle bit. Him says I weighs 8 pounds and 3 ozs. I is a wittle puppy. I went on a wong car wide wif mama. I sweeps most of the twip though. I got stuff for if I has worms. That is gwoss. I not has worms. Dr. Pokey says sometimes puppies does has dem nasty worms. So far mom say she not see none in my poops. She be wooking at my poops. I makes her awots of them. I wants her to has wots and wots of poops to wook at. heheheheheheeh

Joining the Snip Snip Club

Today, I wost my manhood. I is a puppy and never even gots to enjoy my manhood and now it gone. I has my neuters dones today. My awdorabness couldn't save me. I is very sad but when mom and my boy comes to get me I was so happy. I so happy that I pee pee'd on mysewf. When I got home, I pwayed and then went to sweep. I was waiting so I could finawy eat. I be so weady for that. :)

The best day ever

Today was good. I spended time wif my new boy and my two new sisters. They make me feel gggggggrrrrrrrreat!!! Mommy says I so cute and she say it would be so hard to chose from me and my bwudder as she say that daddy came in he was wooking at us on the couch and he got this big smile on hims face. Him and mommy talked awot and then he picked me up and say "ok i guess we can get them" mommy so excited. Today was the first weal day i was here i wuv my mommy and daddy so much but it couldnt be compwete wifout my new boy!!