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The Tales of Gideon Robert, the goofy doodle!

What is this white stuff???

HOLY COWABUNGA!!!

What is all this white stuff on the ground? I can't see where to potty, but it's ok, cuz I forgets that I even NEED to potty when I step on the white stuff! I likes to run back and forth, and I likes to check out all the bunny prints (did you know you can actually SEE where them bunnies have been??? It makes finding their scent so much easier!!! I likes to pounce on their prints and bury my nose in the white stuff ... maybe the bunnies is hiding under that stuff!)

Ah well, I just had to put my thoughts down. I can't wait to go out to potty in the morning!!! (No, really ... I can't wait. I forgots to go last time I went out because I was jumpin' in bunny prints.)(ugh.)

Hello, Dogster pals!

Ok, so a "diary" doesn't sound likes something a big furry guy like me would keep, so I's gonna call this a journal of tails, instead!

To begin, my mom wrote a quick song (to the tune of Beverly Hillbillies) about when I came to live with my family ...

Sit & listen and I'll tell ya'll a story bout a dood,
was borned at a breeders, lots of doodles in her brood.
She was sittin by the phone, one cute puppy left to go
Thats when my mommy called, she wanted me you know!
(Desperate, that is. Puppy love. Gotta have me!)
Well the next thing you know, I'm a sittin' in her van
She looks down at me, says "Giddy, you're my man"
We rode all the way, seemed like hundreds of them miles
At the house where we stopped, my new kids was full of smiles.
(Humanoids, ya' know. Different sizes, same squeals of lovin'.)
So here's where it starts, my name's Gideon it seems
With my doggy sister Lady, my new life is like a dream!
Oh I'm just a puppy now, funny stories sure to come
From this fuzzy doodle who thinks life is just pure fun!
(Lunacy, that is. Crazy dog, Luv pup.)

:o)

My mom. She's nuttier than me, sometimes :o)

Well, that's me ... I'm Gideon Robert, with a doggy mommy who is Golden Retriever and a doggy daddy who is Standard Poodle. I've got a human mommy, a human brother in college, a human sister in high school, and MY BOY who's in middle school. I'm only one and a half years old, so I'm still like a middle school human kid (hey, MY BOY is a middle school kid! No wonder we get along so well!) I look forward to tellin' my stories here in my JOURNAL OF TAILS (aka Dogster Diary ... ugh-pluey!) and reading about all my new friends and their tails ....

Till next time,

The Gid-ster