Merry Christmas!!! WOOF!

Santa left me a new monkey toy and a bag of pig ears. YAY!
If I bite the monkey just right he screams, isn't that great? My mom had to put this grey stuff all arounds his head though, just cause I pulled out some of his stuffing, and so what if he only has one arm now?

And hey, you just can't go wrong with pig ears...
;o) bwoof

the great thing about tails...

I have a tail
It is as long as me
I can hit things with it
Pop cans just fly off the table when I am around ( too bad there aren't any flying hot dogs)
I can chase it
It never stops moving
The best thing about a tail that is as long as your entire body is that if you try real hard - you can catch it :)

howloween

One day, after I had waited all day long, my family came home and they were very excited. They kept asking me if I was ready to go and saying how much fun it was going to be. I kept telling them I was ready!
Finally my mom put this shirt thing on me and it made me walk funny. It had this long thing hanging on my back too. But I wasn't allowed to chew it, I bet it would be great to chew on. She said we were going trick or treating.
She got out my leash and we went for a walk, I was so happy, I LOVE walks. But when we went ouside, there were strange people and monsters EVERYWHERE!!
My people weren't scared, but I gave all those weird guys a wide berth.
We had so much fun, we ran and ran and went and visitied lots of places, I wanted to go in and say hi. And after we went and got burgers. I LOVE LOVE LOVE BURGERS!!!
Happy Howloween!

outside

The leaves are crunchy.
The air is brisk.
My boy runs fast, and I follow.
We race, and I let him win because I like to run next to him.
I hear "Scout!"
I run to my Mom, and she rubs my belly and says "What a good boy!"
And I smile my puppy smile and talk my puppy talk.
She throws a stick, and I find it.
Some day I will be big like those neighbor dogs, but I am not scared, I am brave.
(but I can still hide behind my Mom's legs)
Life is good.
I sure do love my family, I will watch over them for always and always.
And I am glad that they love me back.
My boy is running again...Gotta go catch him.
...Life is good..