August 31st 2009 2:19 pm
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Well I am home from vacation. I sure had a good time, but mom and dad are sooo tired.
We left Friday around noon. For some reason, mom did not want to start her vacation by getting up at 6:00 am. Finally, we were packed and ready to go. Everytime we drove by a road that I have been on, I had to poke my head out the window to smell just to see if we were there yet. We passed by the vet's. We passed by our friend's who live in the mountains. We passed by mom and dad's old college friends. We even passed by Grandma's house.
We went on a road that was full of cars. Mom said she couldn't believe she used to drive this road everyday and not think anything about it. Now mom won't drive on the interstate at all. (Well, she does but she doesn't have to like it. If there is a road that goes up the mountain instead of the interstate, mom will take the mountain road.)
This busy road led to an airport, but we drove right by the airport. When mom was a little girl, she used to live right by an airport and she said the planes would fly so low they would almost land on the house. So now everytime mom sees a plane she looks for it to land on the house or the car. That is why dad was driving. Mom was too busy looking for planes getting ready to land on the car.
[Anyway, enough of mom's travel issues. I'll write a story one time: Why mom doesn't travel well].
Mom and dad had road food, but I don't eat when I travel. I waited until we were at Maw-Maw's house. And I am glad I did, because Maw-Maw was just taking dinner out of the oven. This is my Healthy eating Maw-maw so not everything was made with a stick of butter, but it was still good: chicken (no skin), salad (dressing on the side), corn and potatoes in their jackets. It was soo good.
I had to eat fast so CoCo the dog wouldn't eat my food. But, CoCo is just as healthy as Maw-maw. She only eats dog food and no people food. She doesn't even eat dog treats. Maw-maw rescued her from a puppy mill. That is how terrible puppy mills are, if doggies don't even recognize dog treats.
So after I ate, I looked up from my bowl and my skin cousin Sarah was there. I was so happy to see her. I let her pet me. She was going to be in the wedding and she just stopped by for a minute. She had to go to rehearse. When I was in a wedding, I didn't need to rehearse. How hard is it to walk down an aisle?
That's when I remembered that I was all mad that I couldn't be in the wedding. All of my girl cousins were in it. Why couldn't I? So mom told me not to tell anyone, but the real reason I couldn't be in the wedding was because I was soo beautiful everyone would look at me and not the Bride and I would take away from Elizabeth's special day.
And since mom's nose didn't grow and her pants didn't catch on fire, I know that is true.
After Sarah left, I went for a walk. I walked all around grandma's yard and peed all over to make CoCo mad. Mom said we were in the city so I had to watch where I did my business because city people are funny about that. I wouldn't know, I have two big fields to do business in. I tried to do business in the one person's yard who would get mad, but the only person who got mad was mom. Silly mom-what about the cats, birds, racoons, deer and bear and other dogs? Silly city people.
After our walk, I lay down by Pap. He is good for giving snacks. He was eating cheese and salami. (Shhhhh! don't tell Maw-maw).
So that was day one of my vacation. Stayed tuned for day two.
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What a lovely vacation you're having. Your momma is right you are sooo Beautiful that you would steal the show. Have a good time, I will be waiting to hear more of your "Good Times".