IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL....

Your SISTER punches you right in the EYE!!

So, me and Gracie were messing around. I hear my Mom say "Kids knock it off". The games continued... Mom says... "Kids! somebody is going to get hurt, you better stop"...

Then... BAM! Gracie punched me in the eye! I had to keep my eye closed and then I started blinking. It hurt really bad! So, then my Mom has to say... "See... you guys NEVER listen. Now Piper has to go to the Dr.!

I went to the Dr. Not a bad thing for a handsome Beez like myself. ALL the ladies said.... OOOOOH Piper did you get hurt buddy? Let us see your boo boo... Then I gave them all BIG WET KISSES ! Then they gave me HUGS & TREATS! I got like a MILLION treats!

My eye is fine. Just irritated and I got medicine to put in it.

THAT was the good part about going to the Dr. !

Here is the not so good part... I step on the scale and I hear my Mom screech EIGHTY....POINT.... ONE.... POUNDS!!! THAT'S IT PIPER... YOU are on TREAT RESTRICTION SON!!!
Well, we will see about that! I have a new treat getting technic! I lay my head on my Mom's lap and look up at her all sweet like. She can't resist !

Now the best part... I got to come home and let "Miss I just HAD To Punch You In The Eye GRACIE" smell the million treats I ate on my breath! HA ! So, there!

OK... I better go now me and Gracie need to play!!! Oh, and I get to tell my Dad what Gracie did! I'm sure that will get me a few treats (Behind Mom's back) !

I Danced At The Dr.
Piper

TWO LITTLE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!!!

Didn't fall off and bump their little heads!!

I got to stay in a Hotel! It was so much fun. Except for my sister Gracie complaining about no room service. Who cares about stupid room service? I got to jump on the bed AND they had a pool! But, I couldn't go swimming. Mom said it might turn my nice white fur green. But, I think green fur would be fun! But, we did get to sit by the pool and socialize with all the nice people with and without dogs. I got to talk to a million other dogs. We walked to places I've never seen before. We were "allowed" everywhere! Unlike where we live and the "no dogs allowed" signs are common. My Mom says the trip was a "crazy dog Mom's" heaven! We talked dogs and more dogs! AND not one person got that " can we talk about something else" look on their face!

My Dad laughed at my Mom!! She started talking to a man who had beautiful little Whippets. She talked and talked BEFORE she realized he was from JAPAN and didn't speak English! I have to admit it WAS kinda funny!

My first Hotel stay was so much fun!

I Danced On The Bed At The Hotel,
Piper

MY FIRST WIN! MY MOMMA IS STILL CRYING!!!

Sniff, hiccup, sniff....Wet Face....

That is my impersonation of my Momma in the breed ring after I went BOS
( Best Of Opposite Sex ) over a top special ( champion) " American, Mexican International(FCI) Ch. Special Acres' Image of a Gent JC " in the Breed ring. My Momma said I got my first point towards my Champion Title.

I Danced With The Big Boys And Won,
Piper

MY FIRST REAL DOG SHOW

I went to my first real dog show on Saturday. My Mom used chicken to bait me. I LOVE chicken. But, my Mom was being stingy, so I chomped! Red stuff got on my white lead and fur! My Mom made a really funny scrunched up face! But, she held on to the chicken dang it! Then I ran really fast in the ring! My Mom couldn't slow me down. As a matter of fact I ran so fast my Mom almost lost her underwear!!! My Mom learned that a skirt + loose underwear and running don't mix! Oh, the fun! Then I came out of the ring and Gracie went in, she ran really fast too! Then my dog Dad brought me back in the ring and Gracie and I competed. I WON!!! So there!! Miss Prissy Pants Gracie!!!
Sunday... Armed with a different lead for more control and a new color ( Black) so the evidence of any chomping wouldn't show AND most importantly tight underwear. We were ready for day two in the ring! We didn't run fast, we stood still while the judge examined us and checked our pearly whites! My Mom was very proud of her Beez babies. This time when Gracie and I competed Miss Prissy Pants Gracie won!
My Dad handles me when we compete against each other because Miss I'm such a big girl Baby Gracie cries for our Momma if my Dad takes her in the ring! I'm Ok as long as My Momma or Daddy take me. But, no strangers nope! At handling class the instructor took my lead and I had a huge fit! I bucked and threw myself on the ground and I must admit I cried for my Momma too!

So, after show one... It's one for the boys and one for the girls!

Next weekend we go to another show. My Momma said we get to play with the big boys! Gracie & I are the only "class" dogs ( non champions) entered. There are three "Specials" ( Champions) with professional handlers. My Momma said no matter what we will have fun AND she will say... well you know....

I Danced At The Show,
Piper

AT 6 MONTHS THIS MUCH I KNOW

When your Mom works from home and it's a foggy cold day with 6 dogs in the house all day long and your dad calls, if you hear your Mom say... I'll tell you how my day is going!!! "I FEEL LIKE STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM AND SCREAMING!!!!"

This Much I Know.... You had better drop your Mom's lunch that you stole off the counter when she turned around to take her cell phone from your sister!

You better stop play fighting really loud and making a race track out of the living room with your Whippet sisters when your Mom is on a conference call.

Your sister better not open the pantry door ONE MORE TIME TODAY!!

You better stop chewing a BIGGER hole in the chair you already ruined. When you have "Bully Sticks", "Dingo" chew bones with real chicken, chew toys with treats in them and so many toys the living room floor, the sofa and your toy box is full. Your Mom will not understand WHY you AND your sister chewed up her nice chair. This would not be the time to say "Duh, Mom.. Two teething Beez Babies = a few lost "things"...

Your Mommy Meadow (Who Is In Season) better not take her panties off one more time today!

All six of us better stop standing at the baby gate barking for our Mom to get off the phone and come out of her office to play.

Your sister better come up with her cutest Baby Gracie look after she has chewed up Moms favorite issue of Sighthound Magazine with "Moxi" on the cover.

If you eat poop and then throw it up on your Moms carpet she will not be happy about it! Nope Not One Bit!!! AND if you do it twice in one day .... NOT GOOD... Your Mom will ask... What do you mean the TOOTH PASTE tastes bad??? What about the POOP!! I don't think she understands about the Poop!

At the end of the day.... This much I know...

When Mom closes the door to her office and comes out. If you give her hugs around her neck, she will not stand in the living room and scream after all. But, she will tell you how much she loves you and give you hugs right back.
She will get all your toys out and play with you for a very long time and give you treats. Then say.... Well you know..." Oh how Mommy loves her Tiny Son. Even if she is still hungry because her "Tiny Son" ( that's me) ate her lunch! Well, I did give it back. But, she was ungrateful! She said I got "Poop Spit" on it...

This Much I Know...
My Momma loves her Tiny Son (That's Me)

Today I Danced My way Out Of Trouble,
Piper

Puppy Match Part 2... Sharing the Tricks of the Trade

I'm going to share a Beez Trick with all my Pup Pals! SHHHH

OK... if you go in the ring and a stranger(professional Handler) takes your lead. Just lay on the ground and kick your feet!! It doesn't hurt if the "ground" is that soft kind of asphalt that turns whatever it touches BLACK!! Then your Dog Dad will come in the ring and take your lead. After that you are so happy that you continue to roll around on the ground ( Don't forget to put your silly ears and face on at this point)showing your Dog Dad just how pleased you are with him for taking over! Then you can get up and prance proudly in front of the judge and ALL the people ringside!! Then this is the part when the AKC judge gets black on her hands while going over you! My Mom said if they would have had an award for the most adorable Baby Beez that her Tiny Son (That's Me!!) would have won it hands down!! My nice white fur was BLACK! I had black on both sides, my face, my white ear and evidently on my paws. We found out about the black on the paws when I was giving my Mom hugs on her WHITE button up shirt! She said we both looked like Dalmatians! Then, my Mom gave me treats and well, I'm sure you know what she said! But, I will tell you anyway because I LOVE it when she says it. " OH! How Mommy Loves Her Tiny Son" (That's ME!!)

Now... you can use this technic even if you don't go in the "ring". Basically just lay on the ground and roll around looking very silly and cute and you WILL get belly rubs and you WON'T have to do the thing you don't want to do.

I hope this behavior gets you all the results it got me!! I only got second place but... who cares, I got treats and hugs and my Mom said... Well you know....

The Puppy Match was good. Yes... It was...

Maybe the "ring" will be on grass next time and I can look like a Leprechaun!!

I Danced at the Puppy Match,
Piper

My First Puppy Match

I had a very fun day at the puppy match!! My sister Gracie won ALL the awards!! I let her win. It was more important to her.

I did take a second in my class in the ring!!

My Momma is very proud of her Tiny Son!!

It was a big day!

Today I Danced,
Piper

WWF IN THE BATHROOM

First the good thing. I graduated from puppy obedience! I know... sit, down, come, heel, stay (not so good at that one) leave it and lets go. Now... I will only show my intelligence in these areas IF I see a treat in the requesters hand! No Treat, No Obedience!!That's just how I roll... My Mom says that now I have to learn to show my intelligence without treats. Ummm.... That would be a definite NO!!!

Next.... Ummm my Mom and I had a wrestling match that would rival any you have ever seen!! SHE WON!!! I got my bath and was blow dried with the "Master Blaster"!! The bathroom was definitely worse for the wear!! We spilled the Gallon of purple shampoo then wrestled in it. We both fell down several times( that purple shampoo is very slippery!). My Dad came in to check on us!! Then he laughed and laughed. You see, all my Mom had on was her underwear, a T shirt and purple shampoo as she was doing the splits one way and I was doing the splits the other way! My Dad got the "LOOK" from Mom and closed the door silently not to be seen until we came out (Mom limping and me prancing)! After I understood that SHE was NOT giving up. I stood like a good Baby Beez and was blown dry in no time. Now I smell like "CK be" (Dads) my fur is so white and soft and my nails are clipped! I must admit I do look very handsome! Wait until "Ginger" gets a look at me!!

The reason for all the fuss is that Gracie and I are going to our first puppy match on Sunday. Mom says it's a "pretend" dog show. Just for puppies that are still too busy having fun to look and act like show dogs. She says it will be fun for us. We have to travel 3 hours to get there. I like riding in the car so that part I know will be fun. My Mom doesn't think the judge will appreciate my "cuteness" You see when we practice "gaiting" I turn into the silliest boy I know how to be! I jump up with all four feet and put my cute butt up in the air. You know just cute, silly Baby Beez antic's! My Mom says that I'm so cute doing it that she just doesn't have the heart to correct me. She says even if she is the only one at the puppy match that can appreciate my "talent" that I will still get treats and hugs and be her bestest Tiny Son!! She says she will probably get the "LOOK" from the judge!!

My Mom and I "Danced"
Piper

Another "Puffy" Friend!

Today was my 2end day at Day Care. I met another friend. Her name is Ginger. She is "Puffy" Too!! Another Standard Poodle. She is very nice. She is a little shy. But, I'll charm her!! My Mom thinks I'm very charming. I already charmed lots of treats from the ladies there... It was a good day. I have to go now, we have puppy class tonight. Next week is graduation!!

I'd like to dance with Ginger,

Mr. Charming ( That's me Piper)

My New "Puffy" friend...

Hi Everyone,

I went to Day Care for the first time today. I hate to admit it.... But, I liked it. I met a new friend. I call him "Puffy" but, his real name is Clovis. He is a black Standard Poodle. He has Puff balls ALL over him!! I just felt like biting into one of them!! But, I didn't because he is my nice friend. All the ladies there are nice too! My Mom brought a bag of treats and they handed them out freely!! I can run in and out! In and Out! In and Out!! Me and the Puff Man!! His Mom really needs to get a new stylist for him. All those poofy balls got to go!! My Mom says he has a show cut and is beautiful. It was a good day. Thanks Mom!! And Ummm... Thanks Gracie. I love you sister.

Today, Me and The Puff Man Danced!

Piper