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My Life as a Dog.

What a day...

Well, Mom thought she had a good idea when she attached my leash to Ruby's. My selective hearing is not as bad as her's and I almost always come when she calls, and since Ruby is new, Mom gets nervous -she doesn't trust that she'll come back. So she lets us run around in the field at the park we go to like this. It seemed to be working really well, I would bring Ruby back to her and when I didn't feel like exercising anymore Ruby would keep me going. But today, I don't know which one of us decided it was a good idea but we bolted into the woods at the edge of the park while we were attached to each other. Turns out it wasn't such a good idea. We got tangled up in a tree, and I started crying so Mom could find us. I think she was relieved when she saw us, but not so happy when she had to figure out how to get to us. There was a tiny little stream, but enough for her shoes to be completely underwater, and there were tons of vines, branches, and thorns, all the branches had grown horizontally. I think she would have been ok with a machete, but instead she kind of got tangled up herself. I panicked a little when she had to go a different way and I didn't see her anymore, but good ol' Mom didn't leave us stranded, and finally got to us where she unclipped us and was a little scared to discover that not only were our leashes tangled, but one of the vines was around my neck. Of course we took off for a quick run of relief, as Mom sat on a fallen tree to rest her big butt and catch her breath. She's not in the best of shape, but I bet if we did that everyday she'd lose a lot of weight. You should have seen how steep it was from where she was to where we were, I think I even heard her saying a few words she doesn't say in front of our human brother. Ruby and I were beat after that adventure, but boy was it an adventure! We all took a nap.

What a day...

Well, Mom thought she had a good idea when she attached my leash to Ruby's. Her selective hearing is not as bad as her's and I almost always come when she calls, and since Ruby is new, Mom gets nervous -she doesn't trust that she'll come back. So she lets us run around in the field at the park we go to like this. It seemed to be working really well, I would bring Ruby back to her and when I didn't feel like exercising anymore Ruby would keep me going. But today, I don't know which one of us decided it was a good idea but we bolted into the woods at the edge of the park while we were attached to each other. Turns out it wasn't such a good idea. We got tangled up in a tree, and I started crying so Mom could find us. I think she was relieved when she saw us, but not so happy when she had to figure out how to get to us. There was a tiny little stream, but enough for her shoes to be completely underwater, and there were tons of vines, branches, and thorns, all the branches had grown horizontally. I think she would have been ok with a machete, but instead she kind of got tangled up herself. I panicked a little when she had to go a different way and I didn't see her anymore, but good ol' Mom didn't leave us stranded, and finally got to us where she unclipped us and was a little scared to discover that not only were our leashes tangled, but one of the vines was around my neck. Of course we took off for a quick run of relief, as Mom sat on a fallen tree to rest her big butt and catch her breath. She's not in the best of shape, but I bet if we did that everyday she'd lose a lot of weight. You should have seen how steep it was from where she was to where we were, I think I even heard her saying a few words she doesn't say in front of our human brother. Ruby and I were beat after that adventure, but boy was it an adventure! We all took a nap.

First day on Dogster

Well, this is really very cool. I like this Dogster thing. It's a good thing Mommy knows how to use a computer (sort of) because I think I'm really gonna like this site. I just like sitting at her feet while she's on the computer. I think I heard her tell my human brother that we might be going to the park in a little while. I love that place. I think I'll take a little nap and dream about the ducks until it's time to go. Quack quack, ahhhhhh.