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"Thank you to evydog, an human, who sended da nice wishes, i wudda joynd yu, but da computer was off da grid. so i cudnt do nuthin. man comd an fixt it today. Hope ALL da mamas had a wunnerful mummy's day." |
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"yeh... i LUV dis lil grrl." |
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"Wuss sup?" |
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"hush ma, i doan want da skwerrls twoo kno i'm heer!" |
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"Wut dat?" |
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"i allways on da lookowt." |
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"i kno, yu always fine me heer. but i like dis spot twoo much!" |
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"i swair, i wuud NOT play in yer rakt up leevs, no maam, i wuud not. Duz dis luuk like da face of a leef messer-upper?" |
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"Deer Great Ol Dog, is me, ko min, cuudja tell mama wud be a good thing ta bring home a big juicy stake, mor'n she cuud ever eet. den tell her wudd be nice ta shair wiff her favritt pup." |
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"Happy Springtime!" |
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"c'mon... lemme giv ya lil licky lick." |
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"Me looking my MOST mature. not quite sure how dis happened, sometimes i juss DO look growed up." |
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"Wishin, an hoping, an dreamin..." |
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"i beleeve i will be da great hunter wunce my legs grow in all da way." |
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"a good affernoon nap is moss importent." |
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"catchin da late day rays." |
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"♫ ahhhm a yankee doodull doggee... ♫ ♪ ♫" |
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"is a ruff life, but somebody gots ta hav it." |
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"hep hep! i bein smuthercated wif kisses!" |
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"dis da land dat i luv! wair mama's free to spoil me!" |
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"G. O. D. (great ol dog)" |
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"makes fur some bery confusin hair dos" |
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"an i still want doze skwerrls, but now dat i growd up, i can only stan at da bottum an bark up at dem. but dey know i meen bizness." |
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"dis my alpackka impurrsinnashun." |
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"but yu no dey mussa bin guud vets, cuz da mama luvd dem" |
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"dart - grab - run -GOBBULL!" |
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"happy barkday America!" |
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"OK squirrel, yu dead meat now!" |
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"i da FLASH! i juss a blurr!" |
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"look ma, yu juss gonna hafta git toyz fur yer own sef. deez are mine!" |
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"i kechin up on my booty sleep" |
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"i juss hangin arown da howse." |
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Dogster Obsessions: The Starter Kit for Dogs by Wildebeest
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