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A dogs life (Or how I learned to dig up the roses)

September, who cares, what year is it again?

Today, I walked around the block, barked at the black dog on the corner, lifted my leg on the hydrant outside the fire station, and generally made a nusiance of myself the whole time.

I got tired of dragging my human around, so I slowed down to sniff the neighbors fig tree. My human sure does know how to pull on that leash! We finally came home in time to see some squirrels running around the backyard. I suprised my human and took off. She let the leash go just in time, or Idve been doing backflips!

I almost had that squirrel too. I wish I could climb trees. Id show those thrice blasted miscreants a thing or two!