Today is My FIRST BIRTHDAY!!!!

Hi Everyboney!

I've missed you sooooooooooooo much! Things have been kind of crazy around here, so we don't get to come onto Dogstoer as much as we'd LOVE to! I'm celebrating my first birthday in my big crate, with my leg in a soft cast..........WHY, YOU ASK!? Because my little sister (the linebacker) tackle me off-guard and I sprained my foot/ankle, so I'm not really HAPPY, but Mommy just went and b0ught me puppy ice cream for later and some play toys and one that says BITE ME!!!! My Daddy's been spoiling me and Momma even got me a whoooooooole bunch of ballons to put in my crate to make it look more festive. We just tood some pictures so I'll have mom post them as soon as they get sized.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDY WISHES!
love,
Mojo xoxoxooxoxox

Me and Housetraining........

Hoooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllll..........

Th at's all I can say this morning since I'm stuck in this plastic thing that only allows me to stand up, turn around, and lay down. There's nothing in it. I'm confused. My sister is in the same kind of contraption right next to me.

I've overheard Mom talking to people about re-training, and even though I hear the words, I don't understand, so we're not doing too well. Poor Mom is CONFUSED but keeps to the 'ritual' and is consistently cruel to us.

:( Me sad,
MOJO

You needn't bow or anything.......

Hey Guys!

Don't hold this against me, but I believe the Queen of England just made me an aristocrat (obviously an American is writing this!). Anyway; check out my 'new aristoratic name' (*and try not to be jealous!*)

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Count-Palatine Mojo the Pusillanimous of Chignall Duntisbourne Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Now if THAT'S not the coolest thing, what is? Gee, I sure hope that what I'm seeing changes so that all the html doesn't stay stuck there and I look like a complete dope! But if I do, so be it! I'm secure in myself and can handle the backlash ...... maybe :)))))

WOOF, ARF AND SNARF!
xoox
Mojo