Muddy Game

I've discovered a new trick.
When it's raining, whine to go out. (this works because the humans are always worried about something called accidents.)
Go out, sniff around a bit, tail wagging all innocently.
Dig in the mud! Dig in the spot you're not supposed to dig in! They won't come out because they don't want to get wet.
Run up like a crazy maniac to the back door.
They'll see your muddy nose, snout and paws, laugh and come out.
Then you get to play in the water outside, even when it's 40 degrees outside and raining!
It's awesome!
Then, if you're hungry and will eat anything that is put in front of you, like I will, you get to eat that sweet-smelling soap they dump in the water.
The humans love that even more, because then i look like a crazy maniac with foam coming out of my mouth.
Then, you get to come inside and get a towel massage.
Perfection.