September 26th 2007 9:01 am
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Today I decided I would be a good girl. Im gonna sit nicely in mommys lap. Im gonna give lots of kisses. I might go potty on the puppy pad or outside. Im not gonna bite too hard. Ill only steal a little of Jacks food. If I tear up toilet paper Ill do it under the bed so no one sees it. Im gonna play nicely with Jack and not bite his lips. I wont bark at the old cat and make her mad. I wont SCREAM the whole time Im in my crate. Im going to be sweetness and light and sugar and spice. Today Ill be a good girl. Tommorow....not so much!