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02/12/12 Open the door!!!

It was an over cast and windy Sunday afternoon here so when momma decided it was time for a nap of course Puffy and I went running to the big bed thinking we would get to take one with her. I brought my half eaten cookie with me and Puffy had one of his stuffies.

Momma put us both up on the big bed and I dropped my cookie down on the quilt and laid down next to it. Puffy started playing with his stuffie and got too close to my cookie so I jumped up, growled and snapped at him. Momma saw the whole thing and immediately placed me on my side like Cesar Millan does on his show and then she took my cookie and put it up on the dresser where I couldn't get to it.

After that I would not settle down as I was looking all over for MY cookie. Puffy was still playing with his stuffie and momma was getting upset because she wanted to take a nap but we wouldn't settle down.

So the next thing I know momma put me back on the floor, gave me back my cookie and I went running back into the sewing room and got up on the daybed and Puffy was right behind me with his stuffie because he too was evicted off the big bed.

Momma came to the sewing room and put the baby gate across the door and then she went back to the big bed and took a nap without Puffy and me. Of course Puffy and I had a barking fit about this but momma couldn't hear us because she took off her bionic ears for her nap, but daddy was in the living room and our barking was preventing him from taking his siesta on the sofa - BOL, BOL

So, daddy got up, closed the door to the big bedroom but let us out of the sewing room so we could wonder around in the house. The first place we went running to was the closed bedroom door. "LET US IN" we both hollered but the door stayed closed. Momma was in the big bedroom for well over two hours without us!!!! When she finally came out, Puffy and I went running to her all excited to see her again, but do you know what momma said?

I'll tell you!

"It was nice sleeping without dogs for a change".

I can only attribute this crazy statement to the fact that she didn't have full control of her mental capacity at that moment. How could she possibly like NOT sleeping with Puffy and me?

Hugs and kisses,

Coco Rose

02/10/12 What is that smell?

Momma is sniffing around and asking daddy "WHAT IS THAT SMELL?" This can only lead to bad things and I forsee a bath in our immidate future.

Momma has already washed all the bedding, vaccumed, emptied the trash, washed our bed and she is still complaining that "Something smells".

OMD - I hear the bath water running, I have to go hide....

20 questions

My pal Misty Mistys page put together this little list of 20 questions: Here are my answers to her questions and if any other pup wants to do their own version of the answers we'll probably all learn some fun stuff about all of our fur friends.

1. WHAT COLOR COLLAR ARE YOU WEARING? – None - I only wear a collar when we go someplace or travel because my hair matts when the collars moves around my neck
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2. DOES YOUR LEASH MATCH YOUR COLLAR? – Of course - I couldn't possibly go outside and be mis-matched.

3. WHAT’S WORSE? An EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL bouncing around in the trees or across the fence, a Crow strutting around in your yard or Neighbor People outside talking? – There are no squirres where we are currently living but there are rats, snakes, birds and neighbors. I think the neighbors talking in their yards deserve to be barked at.

4. SO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SNACK? – I LOVE Free Range beef liver with chicken strips wrapped around them but since they are made in China I am no longer allowed to have them. I also love Purina Busy Bone Dental treats for dogs and I never turn my pretty nose up when offered a tasty Milk Bone either.

5. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST CAR RIDE? – Momma took me to the groomers.
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6. DO YOU STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW ON CAR RIDES? – No, I ride in my own booster seat in the back seat and I'm not allowed to stick my head out the window, in fact, momma refuses to open the windows by my seat so I can't fall or jump out of the car.

7. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE TOY? Oh yes, I got a really cool rubber chicken named Henryetta for Christmas and I LOVE her. In fact, I love her so much I won't let Puffy play with it at all - IT'S MINE!!!!

8. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFURIEND OR GIRLFURIEND? Yes, after playing the field for all these years a brave pup finally asked me to be his girlfriend. His name is Hobo and he is so handsome.

9. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE WALK? I like to go anyplace as long as it isn't the vet or the groomers. I really don't go on too many walks because Puffy isn't supposed to jump off of curbs because of his back injury so we usually go for stroller rides. Another reason not to walk in my neighborhood is because there are a lot of big dogs that are allowed to roam uncontrolled and I don't want to be eaten or maimed.

10. DO YOU GO TO DOG PARKS? I have been to one a couple of times but my vet told momma that not all dogs that go to those places are healthy so we should stay away.

11. WHERE DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? It depends. If momma forgets to move the stairs to the top of the daybed then I sleep on the daybed, other wise I sleep either in my bed or under the daybed on the air mattress that is down there.

12. DO YOU SNORE? Excuse me – Yes and it is soooo cute too. I make grunting noises along with the occassional snores. Daddy says I ALMOST snore as loud as momma does - BOL, BOL

13. DO YOU SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS? NO!!!! In fact I yap at Puffy when he choses to sleep under the covers. To me, this is not anacceptable thing to ever do.

14. DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES? I love my clothes and am proud to wear them. I look darn good in my dresses and should have been a top model.

15. ARE YOU THE FAVORITE DOG? Puffy adores me as do my humans. As long as they are wrapped tightly around my little paw I think that means I am the favorite, don't you?

16. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT TO SLEEP IN THE HOUSE? On the big bed.

17. WHAT’S THE BEST HUMAN FOOD YOU’VE EVER BEEN FED? honey baked ham - it's to die for.

18. DO YOU GO TO A DOG GROOMER? Yes, about every month and a half. I heard momma telling daddy that I need to go get combed out so I suspect I will be getting a bath and comb out before too long.

19. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BATHS? I HATE them. Soap, water, combs and dryers are not natural things for dogs so why should I have to endure them?

20. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED? Sleep, bark, go explore the back yard, beg for a cookie, bark some more, ask for another cookie, bark some more, well you get the idea - BOL, BOL.