July 12th 2008 9:46 am
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I just lost a lot of weight. Although I like being svelt, Mom is wrong when she says I didn't even have to try. I mean although the loss wasn't intentional, it sure was trying.

Don't get grossed out now youall,... I had a tapeworm living inside me. The tapeworm was nice enough but, he just about drove me nuts telling me how hungry he was and screming "feed me " in my ear all day. I tried to be a good host but, there I was, driven to do stuff I never did before, like counter cruising and fighting over food.

I feel better now that I only have me to worry about. Nice worm though. ''