October 24th 2007 12:13 pm
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I cannot believe they did this to me again! They say it's because I'm such a good role model and they want me to pass on all my good traits but, I think I'm being fed a load of hooey.

Anyway, they brought this girl into the house and it doesn't look like she's leaving anytime soon. Just another member of the pack for me to care for - they said (not to like, you understand - just to take care of). The only good thing I can say about her thus far is that she does show me appropriate respect and deference.

The other week, I got to demonstrate my excellent herding skills and, I must say, the old boy still has it in him. Stella sneeked out the front door and started to run down the middle of the street (she's kind of dumb, if you ask me). Anyhow, mom started to run after her and told my Aunt Sue to let me out to help. Out I ran after mom (now, she's not moving as fast as she used to). Mom said it sounded like I was the cavalry, running up behind her. I ran past mom and herded that little @!#$ back to where she belonged. Mom said I was the smartest, best, boy in the whole world. And everyone who has heard the story since that day also tells me how great I am.

I really like all this attention and praise. Maybe I should let Stella out again so I can save her. Just an idea ...