Chief Executive - Scooter Squarepants.

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Avast, Bark Like a Pirate Day.

September 19th 2012 12:41 pm
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Avast, thar everpup Scooter here.

This day be national speak like a scurvy pirate day 'n i reckon I might just want to make it national speak like a scurvy pirate week. I marked th' spot I buried th' treasure (bones) wit' an X 'n then peed on it. BOL. I like barkin' like a scurvy pirate because 'tis th' only the hour I can call me sister a wench. BOL

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Zaidie's Pawty Checkwist.

August 30th 2012 9:36 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

I thought I would share with all my checklist for the END OF THE SUMMER EXTRAVAGANZA AT THE 'ZAIDIE HOWSE OB HAGGIS & SCOTCH™'

*Scooter barks once and once again*

ZAIDIE'S PAWTY PACKING WIST:


~Pwane Ticket & Earwy Entwy Pass for Puptacuwar Tweatment.

~Passport and Ebiw V-E-T Certificate to cwoss border (rabies free Babee)

~Beach Bwanket fur wuvin' or rewaxin'

~Sunwotion

~Sungwasses

~Nod fwimmin twunks and fwip fwops

~Beach Towewl fur rubbin' on if spwashed

~Wounge Chair fur rewaxin' & wookin' awe kewl'

~Rehdwating Quipment

~Mom's PicANicABasket (just in case this turns out to be a garbanzo & soy bean only type pawty)
~~Elk Snausage from Montana
~~Buffalo Pizzles (please, take 2 - they are wonderfur)
~~Antelope Jerky
~~Roast Beast (from Ted Turner's cattle, thank you cable dude)
~~Smoked red peppers
~~CHEESE
~~Bodka Dwip™ (not fur pups, will make your eyes go crosseyed)

Hope to see all you pups at the pawtah!

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Blowout!

August 21st 2012 10:59 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

OMD! Summer came last week while Mom was at Jellystone and I am dumping my spring and summer coat all at once. I'm so itchy and just keep scratching constantly. I get yelled at for making the bed wiggle, and yelled at when I'm on the floor making noise. Then I get the glare from Mom from all the fur balls I keep leaving all over the house.

I've got some heat rashes on my bellah and scratched spots Mom keeps putting stuff on. It makes it feel better, but I still don't like the stuff being rubbed on my sore spots.

I've lost a whole pound while hanging out with my pal Booger, staying at MzLouann's pad. I chase Booger around and then boss the big dog around in his own house. BOL!

The house is hot at 71 degrees, can you pups believe that? Seattle has been very cold this summer and above 65 we are looking for a cool spot.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Gotcha Day Today.

August 8th 2012 8:34 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Today is what Mom calls my "Gotcha Day". Way back when Misty and I were pups, there was a drastic change in our lives. First Dad didn't come home, then went to live with him for a couple weeks, and then all of a sudden we were back with Mom and never once saw Dad again.

We wouldn't remember him now, and I know we wouldn't like him. Oh well, bygones. BOL

I thought all the pups out there would like to know I wasn't an abandoned dog like Pepper, or a puppy mill SURVIVOR like Cutter. I was spoiled rotten my whole life, and for all but 8 weeks of my life, mostly by Mom.

Thanks to all who thought about me and gave generously. I have gathered all up and am hoarding them on top of a pillow on top of the comfy couch. I will rrrrrrr if you even look at them. Don't doubt I won't.

Austin and Doo sent a Red Ribbon that Mom tried to pin on my ear, but that's what they made feet for. She saved it for "proprieties sake".

Coco Rose & Puff sent an Everlasting Ice Cream Cone™ that gave me brain freeze, but I just can't stop.

Zoe sent some Watermelon which cleansed the palette and it was seedless.

Fizzy filled my bellah with a foot long hot dog, and for a dog my size I had to let out my fur a bit after that. *Burp*

Hershey & Winkie gave me a Pawty Hat that even had a song that came with it. I'm still humming it in my head.

Demon Flash Bandit and Angel Zoom Smokey must be starving because they sent along a Hamburger. I know what that means to DFB, so thank you.

Charlie & Abbie & Teddy & Maggie sent me 2 Everlasting Ice Cream Cones™. One for my Gotcha Day and one for my UN-Birthday. UN-Birthday's are the reason we get a SNACK everyday, because there are 364 of them every year.

Ozzy & Freya & Tubby & Tai-Bo sent along Diamond Bling that I know will catch the sunshine just right, if we ever see shadows again in Seattle. BOL, but Mom says not really :(

Now, my confession. Did you notice Misty, my very own litter mate sister, didn't have a "Gotcha Day" today? Devious plan on my part I say. Mom says I have to share the loot with Misty (except the hot dog *burp*), so no need to send Misty any "Gotcha Day" stuff. We just appreciate that you are all such great friends and take the time to think of us.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter & Misty~ + Laura

PS - Almost forgot the Pawmails from Whitley and Riley. Thanks pals.

 

Ackkk!!! Kattttt!!!!!!!

July 29th 2012 7:20 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Again with the black and white Kat posing as Dog of the Day.

Why??

I need to go recover now with a nap. This is intolerable.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Dog of the Day - Thank You'z and Stuff.

July 19th 2012 9:45 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter - Dog of the Day here~

Yes my pup pals, I am still basking in the glory of DOTD from Dogster. I'm the first in the Papillon Pack to have this honor to wear for the day. Pawsonally I told the rest of the dogs in the pack a wee white lie and told them I was DOG OF THE WEEK!!! Mom says she'll let me ride it out for the day, but tomorrow the truth will need to be told.

Perhaps Mom. Perhaps.

Since I have your attention, I'd like to take the time to thank the following pups for loud barks, prezzies, emails and new furiends.

New Friends: 3 Japanese Chins from WI. A Havanese from Winnipeg, a Lab from MN and a German Shepherd from CA.

Prezzies:
~Coco Rose and Puff sent along a Forever Crown all bling'd out. How they managed to find it with all that packing and giving away of precious stuffies is a wonder. Thanks you two.
~Hershey and Winkle sent a Forever Star that I am going to keep and consider it a Wishing Star. Thanks for the Forever Full SNACK Bowl™ (Dogster I'll let you borrow that if you want to offer it up in the gift shop....Just barkin').
~Cammie shared Ice Cream with me and it was my favorite flavor, and had sprinkles. Thank you for sending it in the waffle cone size variety.
~Duncan and Hamish sent along a Blue Ribbon monogrammed in honor of my fabulous day. I pupervised Mom hanging it up on the wall just where I wanted it.
~Redford & Cooper sent more Ice Cream, and I licked it all up. Burp, thank you for the sprinkles on top.
~Zoe sent Steak MEATZ™ and not only was it tasty, but it even had a bone in it I can gnaw on later. Very good planning Zoe.
~Biscotte, Crouton & Tippy sent along a Bleu Ribbon to hang on the wall. I made sure this was more at my eye level than Mom's. It's crazy how all the good stuff to look at on the walls you have to be on the back of the couch to even see.
~Onyx one of my new pup pals sent a Bouncy Ball. I must say I did enjoy watching it bounce around, but until it stops spinning and I can lean up on it like a fluffy pillow it will just be very entertaining to watch.
~Lucky sent a Hamburger and I ate every part but the tomato, because Mom keeps muttering to the 3 she has about not reaping what has been sown. I think I'll save it for Mom and give it to her later this year to perk her up. BOL.
~Fizzy sent a whopping Trophy that had my picture engraved on it. I plan on having Mom put a dog bed in it so I can lounge in style, it is that big! BOL.
~Cleo way across that other ocean not called the Pacific. I think the wind even blows a different direction on that 'Lantic ocean side of the world. I know they use different ways to measure all kinds of stuff because that Trophy she sent was in kilometers or millipedes or something, but it hardly fit through the front door. Talk about shiny, I just sit in front of it and look this way and then that way. Not quite sure which side looks better. BOL
~Pennie sent me a Cheeseburger Royale which was still warm and dripping with grease when it arrived. I think I made her morning with my, and I quote "handsomosity", on the front page.
~Jelly sent an Everlasting Bone that I've been gnawing and gnawing on and it still tastes like MEATZ™ dripping with more MEATZ™MEATZ™MEATZ™.
~Demon Flash Bandit used the "if it fits it ships" method and when I ripped open that tab a pool popped up. I have a feeling Angel Zoom Smokey may have sandbagged the order somehow because a duck showed up along with the pool. I'm w/ DFB in distrust in birds, so the duck....must be a "plant" (not to be confused with the vegetation type "plant").
~Zpup sent a Hotdog in true MEATZ™ dog trend setting fashion. If you need to know the newest trend on MEATZ™, Zpup is on the cutting teeth of this gastronomical evolution. Nice touch with the freeze dried relish to garnish that Hotdog. Cool and refreshing.

Paws up Congratulations from the Comment section - DFB, Zpup, Coco Rose & of course Puff's butt, Cleo, Whitley & Lil Bear - BOL and ♥♥♥♥

Thanks again for all of our wonderful pup pals and the seceramataires!!

Sniff at ya later ~ScooterPie~ Dog of the Day, Esq.

 

Dog of the Day?

July 19th 2012 12:31 am
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

I got up in the early hours of the morning to go visit the dog tree outside. On my way back to bed I noticed Dogster had my picture up on the page as Dog of the Day.

Can you believe it? Well of course you can BOL.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

A Lesson Learned.

July 12th 2012 10:13 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Today it was almost 80 degrees here in the house. That is 15 degrees hotter in the house than it was 2 weeks ago for us. I don't know if I should pant, molt or just give up and do both.

Mom gave us ice cubes and we all started licking and thinking they were the best thing since sleeping on the bed.

Pepper chomped away and gave up first with brain freeze. Actually she just went to check on the selection of musical chairs ice cube selection. After all the ice cube over there has to be better than this one over here.

I chose to move between 2, licking off the wet part and then moving to the other to do the repeat. Once I had my fill I sat down and decided to do a little grooming.

You pups out there in the hot part of the country may already know this, but I did not. An ice cold tongue on a boy dogs "hotter" area.... Sure surprised the heck out of me.

So I did what every dog would do and rolled over closer to the fan that was blowing cool air and recovered with a SNACK.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Dejavu

July 9th 2012 8:56 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Again I see a kitty picture for the Dog of the Day on my page. I am starting to experience a sense of a kitteh coup being conducted. I for one will bark every time I see, or hear this. After all they always sneak in and eat my dog food in the night. BOL.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Questions on A/C and "pool".

July 5th 2012 7:48 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Here's a conversation we all just had here at the Papillon Pack Household.

*Scooter paws Mom's leg. Mom what's this thing all the pups are talking about called A/C?*
Well Scooter that's when you live somewhere besides Seattle and the weather actually gets above 60 degrees for long stretches of time. Imagine a warm summer day and adding 25 - 30 degrees and then it goes on for months and months. All the time.

*Scooter - ok, sounds horrible for a long furred dog like me*
It is Scooter, that's why people have A/C and it takes warm air from outside and turns it into very cold air that you keep for the inside of your house.

*Scooter - that sounds lovely, can we get one?*
Scooter we don't need one. At the worst here we were in the 100's for 2 weeks about 4 years ago, do you remember? So far this year if we've seen 80 3 days in a row the state would throw a party.

*Scooter - oh, ok. This "pool" all the dogs are talking about, can we get one of those?
Well Scooter do you like to take a bath?
*Scooter - no*

*Pepper - I don't mind so much, what is a "pool"?*
Well Pepper this is when dogs like to collect water, what we probably call "rain", and store it up so they can all jump into it to cool off.

*Pepper - Does this happen more often than a bath does?*
Yes Peps, sometimes they spend hours and hours in and have to be dragged out they are having so much fun.

*Pepper - That's disgusting*
It's all in how you look at it Pepper.

*Misty - Can we go back to the A/C concept. This sounds wonderful since I'm always hot. I think Pepper is too, and with all of us sleeping on you at night, you run hot too. I vote we get A/C so we can all be comfortable.*
I vote you all sleep on the floor, so no A/C.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 
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