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A foul smell in the house - and it's not ME!

February 21st 2008 6:56 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Whooooo Doggie ~ there has been a stinky smell in the house that has grown lately. Mom woke up last night and let Misty outside and came back grumbling about the stink in the house.

Now I know that we had special Birthday Bones and a certain other sister of mine ate more than her fair share. She then had rumbly tummy, issues w/ her rear end, gaseous explosions and was not too keen on SNACKS (like for 10 minutes). But that all passed the day before. Misty is so going to be in trouble w/ the vet if he hears about her gorge fest.

Still the smell persisted. I hear this all mostly second paw since I was still sleeping under the covers as all good dogs should. I mean really - what dog at the ripe age of 3 years old still has to go out at 3:30? Typically she leaves her SNACK she took to bed out there, so an hour later - she wakes mom up again and out she goes.

I have set the scenario - now the details.

First wake up call - mom is all what the??? How come it smells out here? Not finding anything, she let's the MissALish in and back to bed.

Second wake up call - mom is all - gross, what is this smell?? Who did this? There is rumbling and noises. I'm under the covers and want to sleep again - so who pays attention? Not the Scoots.

YANK - off fly the covers. Blink. Blink. Mom - what the?? Blink. How rude - tail yanked up - inspection given - not ME!

Covers thrown back on me. And back to sleep I go. Misty can fill you in on the detective (not) skills that happened in the same time frame. But like I said - I was hanging in bed like all good dogs should be doing at the undogdly hour of 3:30 a.m.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

PS. My next installment coming up....

 

It's my birthday and I'll SNACK if I want! Oh, yea, and my- sister Misty's too.

February 19th 2008 11:31 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

It's my Barkday and I'll be spoiled if I can be.

Not sure what is happening tonight, but something is definately in the air. And it isn't that thing called "Spring" that mom is waiting for.

1. The morning was sniff - a -riffic. Sun shining up over the fog way down in the valley.
2. Bonus sniffs out in the front yard while mom put the garbage stuff out.
3. SNACKS oh, the lovely SNACKS.
4. Catch up on Cute rest.
5. Mom is home - HappyDance.
6. Birthday treats - who would have thunk extra treats for just being alive?
7. SNACK Snarff - allow me a moment.
8. WALK - oh the sniffable stuff when you are at the mature age of 3 YEARS OLD. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US.. Sorry....
9. Snuggly stuff - back to our snuggly blanket and left over tidbits.
10. I do get your pillow? Right? I mean, I am, after all, SCOOTER.

It's my Barkday and I'll be spoiled if I can be.

Pawty w/ ya later ~Scooter~

Oh yea - Pillow is Allllll Miiiiiiiinne. Sniffs ~S~

 

Arch Nemesis Squirrel Encounter 2008 I

February 17th 2008 9:15 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Squirrels - in my yard!!
Squirrels - on my trees!!
Squirrels - digging on my grass!!
Squirrels - chattering at me!!

Any other pup have this issue?

I've tried barking.

I've tried tree "squirreling" (did you know that is just a set up for failure trap?).
Well I don't know what else to try since I can't get past - GET THE HECK OUT OF MY VIEW!!!

Today - in my yard. IN front of my face - hiding something - ENEMY!!

5 Squirrel bark alert!! Full tilt to the tree line - Twist & Shout Attack in full effect.

I, Scooter, have protected the domaine. Scratch my belly now and we can call it good.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Yawning is underated. A Good Yawn goes a long ways.

February 17th 2008 8:44 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here!~

Don't you love the yawn that starts as just a little one but kicks into high gear!!

You think you are just airing your mouth - but c-r-e-a-k-k-k...your jaw stretches farther. Your tongue curls up, out, and high. Your ears tilt forward and stretch. From your front toes up to the shoulders it works it's way up. All the way up to the rear tilted high in stretch mode. Back toes stretch and I know my tail is longer from waiting so long for a stretch...And there it is.

And you know what - I"m still yawning through all this and it feels soooo gooood.

Does this mean I deserve a nap? Didn't I just do a form of D'yoga?

BOL

Yawn at ya later~Scooter~

 

I've been listening to this ALL DAY L-O-O-O-N-G!! Make it- STOP.

February 15th 2008 7:27 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Holy puppies Batdog! Misty goes and pulls of a "Dogster Diary of the Day" all for complaining about being outside in the morning. Any dog asks me - she deserves it. She HAS to get up in the morning and go out at the dog-butt of dawn. Then she comes in all happy and wanting to tackle the world. Hello - some canines enjoy the cute-rest they are working on! Who the dog cares if she is left out for 5 minutes while mom takes her shower.

1. She likes to be out there.
2. She had Lucy kitty out there to chase.
3. It was like - 5 freakin minutes
4. I should not have to take the brunt of her anger when I had nothing to do with it. Chill out Girl - I need to sleep.

As soon as she finds out - all up in my face.
"Scooter - did you hear?
Scooter - guess what.
Scooter - Iiiiiiiiiiiiii'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Doooooooooggggggg offfffffffff theeeeeeeeeee Daaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Scooter - guess what you aren't - ha ha - dog of the day.
Misty - clarify please - DOG of the Day, or dog DIARY of the day?
Scooter - guees what - I'm better than you, I'm better than you, I'm better than aaaahhhhhyyyyyyooooooooouuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooohhhhhh hhhhhhoooooooooo
Scooter - guess what - Chicken Butt!! (mom taught me that)
Scooter - did ya hear - I am dog of the day. In case you didn't hear.
Scooter - guess what you aren't - ha ha daaahhhhoooggggg of the day.
Misty - clarify please - DOG of the Day, or dog DIARY of the day?
Scooter - did ya hear - mom loves me better than you. Me better than uuuuuuuu.
Scooter - guess why - Cow Pie!! (mom taught me that too)
Scooter - why you so grumpy? You should be thrilled to be in the presence of DOG diary of THE DAY!! So there - not the Best in Show for Dogster - but I did pull out a Group Win!
Scooter - come back - I still love you.
Scooter. Scooter. Scooter - I am so telling mom you didn't congratulate me!!"

And that my pup-pals is what I have dealt with all day long. May midnight come sooner rather than later.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Luv has struck my heart!

February 13th 2008 8:11 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Oh be still my beating heart. She has gone for the night, but I can still smell her in the carpet. My heart was captured tonight on the eve of lover's night - Valentine's.

She approached the shadowed doorway with a sultry saunter. Stopping cautiously to assess the situation. I beckoned her with a throaty bark. Her ears pricked. I was smitten.

She played coy. I played macho male. We were both fixed so the odds on the dice roll looked promising. We gazed at each other and sniffed. Our noses touched and there was kismit.

I wagged my tail in the best come on into my pad swagger. She gave her feelings away with a twitch of her tail. I turned to lead her in strutting my stuff in the best Scooter fashion. I showed her the house.

Here is the front room.
Kitchen here.
Family room here.
Stupid sister Misty sitting over there.
Back door to backyard over here.
Catch scraps from dinner over here.
Dog food, yes help yourself here, and water, again all for your pleasure here.
Dog toys here.
Chew sticks here, oh please, all yours, enjoy.

She played hard to get with wanting appetizers (chew sticks), main course (my dinner) and dessert (SNACKS) but eventually I had her full attention.

I've asked her back tomorrow night and she promises she will stop by. I offered the same entertainment of chase the kitty and she seems game.

Wish me luck everypup. I'm off to buy liver cologne and chicken heart bisquits.

Sniff at ya later - Much Later ~Scooter~

 

I did not want to get up this morning.

February 13th 2008 3:26 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Ever have one of those morning when you just really do not want to get out of bed. The covers are so snuggly laying over the top of you, the pillow is just right under your hinney. I could go on and on.

Well I was having one of those mornings and no matter how many times mom asked if I was ready to get up, I just lay there wishing she would leave so I could go back to dreaming about bones.

Then she siccd my sister Misty on me. She sure can be a brat. She's all jumping on me and trying to pull the covers off me. If I jumped on her - she would be PISSED and give me the what for.

Finally mom gave up and uncovered me. Blink*Blink* the lights are too bright. I must yawn! Then up I go to be carried to the door. Misty bouncing along behind wanting to know why I was getting so much special attention.

It really isn't fair to make me get up so early in the morning when I don't want to. I stayed up past my usual bedtime last night to finish watching the Westminster Kennel Club dog show. I'll have to take extra naps today to combat the lost sleep and the early wake up call this morning.

In fact I think I'll head back to bed now.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Love thy Kitty

February 12th 2008 8:30 pm
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Hey eveypup ~Scooter here~

How much fun is it to run up to the kitty and BARK right in her face?

This is on my fun meter of life. That's why I do it every day mom.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Peed on my leg again

February 12th 2008 2:07 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Mom came home early and took us for a walk. I tried really hard to pee on my sisters head, but mom said my name at just the right time to make me miss. I missed her head but peed on my own leg.

Somethings just not right about that!

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

 

Westminster 2008 - Oh the BIG DOGS out there

February 11th 2008 8:28 pm
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Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

The Hound dogs are on.... So remind me of the Beagle walks every week. Go Hound Dog Go!!

Gotta go watch

Scoots out

 
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